sexy-girl

[Never]

Neverland with all the sexy gay and bi-sexual women.
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Massive lake with sharks and alligators and all the
straight men who say they're gay.
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||sexyisle with sexy-girl and||
||all the evil straight women ||
||who tease but never give it up||
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~sniffles~
Come back and I promise to build you a bridge.

 

[alexandraaah]

Did sexy-girl leave?

 

[Never]

I should make you ask three times..

Yes, she left for three weeks. She's in S. Africa having fun. That doesn't make me miss her any less though.

 

[alexandraaah]

I should make you ask three times..

Yes, she left for three weeks. She's in S. Africa having fun. That doesn't make me miss her any less though.

I did ask three times.

The other two were silent.

Yes, I remember she saying something about that.

Sorry you're missing your friend, Never.

 

[Never]

Being without sexy-girl is like poking yourself in the eye with a pen tip covered in lemon juice.

 

[SweetCherry]

That's a painful thought, Never. I think I'm understanding what you mean tho.

 

[april-wine]

Being without sexy-girl is like poking yourself in the eye with a pen tip covered in lemon juice.

Ouch.........

Cheer up Never, just do what I am doing...imagine sexy-girl and Lisa frolicking nekkid through the jungle.....

 

[Never]

Sweet Cherry:
“That's a painful thought, Never. I think I'm understanding what you mean tho.”
Being without sexy-girl is like having someone fuck our ass with a rusty, double bladed dildo.

April-wine:
“Cheer up Never, just do what I am doing...imagine sexy-girl and Lisa frolicking nekkid through the jungle.....”
And then a giant ape grabs them and adds them to his harem and we never see sexy-girl again?

 

[april-wine]

April-wine:
“Cheer up Never, just do what I am doing...imagine sexy-girl and Lisa frolicking nekkid through the jungle.....”
And then a giant ape grabs them and adds them to his harem and we never see sexy-girl again? [/B]

Are you kidding, Lisa would kick that apes ass lol....Besides niether have fallen for the hairy beast act before lol.......

 

[Never]

She'd better take care of sexy-girl or I'll come and smack her up.

Being without sexy-girl is like being covered in honey and buried in a fire ant nest.

 

[Silverluna]

She'd better take care of sexy-girl or I'll come and smack her up.

Being without sexy-girl is like being covered in honey and buried in a fire ant nest.

I miss sexy-girl too... she was always nice to me.

Owwie....fire ants hurt....

She will be ok Never....

 

[Never]

Who isn't sexy-girl nice to? She's like a little ray of sunshire with a nice ass.

Being without sexy-girl is like being tied naked to the back of a tank and dragged through hot lava.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lisalove]

She's lovely, she's sweet...I'll give her that much.

(but lo, I am ashamed to admit this) Woohoo!! For three whole weeks I'll be the only Lisa on the boards.

 

[Never]

sexy-girl isn't named lisa.

Being without sexy-girl is like having to amputate bratcat's leg without anesthetic and using only a dull soupspoon.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Jim_Henson]

But thats fun.

 

[JerseyBoy]

you realize how difficult it is going to be to keep this thread alive for another two weeks don't you?

maybe she'll come across one of those jungle cybercafes

 

[JerseyBoy]

(but lo, I am ashamed to admit this) Woohoo!! For three whole weeks I'll be the only Lisa on the boards.

...and we don't have to keep asking you about your 'sitting' fetish

 

[KillerMuffin]

Men, don't read this part:


Neverfear, Neverdear. I'm there for you, I got your back. I'm lurking amongst the crocodiles and sharks in that vast ocean amongst the men who say they're gay, worming my way into their confidence. I'm the spy, the subversive, the secret weapon to part the nefarious sea to bring sexy-girl and Lisa home.


You can read now guys, it wasn't important. You know those icky commercials about feminine protection (read tampons)? Same thing.

Never darling, men like lesbians. Guys can be your friends. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

 

[scylis]

i've got a full detatchment of Marines here ready to go if she needs rescuing. until we get word to launch Operation Sexy-Snatch, they've got nothing to do. is there weights to lift here in Neverland, or some watering hole that won't mind a bunch of olive-drab-clad gropos wandering around? or should we just move our base of operations elsewhere?

 

[Never]

You’re a goddess send Killer, what would I ever do without you?
Remember though, those nasty creatures would rip you to shreds if they ever found out what you were doing. If we lose you the entire plan might collapse, don’t do anything rash.


Scylis:
”i've got a full detatchment of Marines here ready to go if she needs rescuing. until we get word to launch Operation Sexy-Snatch, they've got nothing to do. is there weights to lift here in Neverland, or some watering hole that won't mind a bunch of olive-drab-clad gropos wandering around? or should we just move our base of operations elsewhere?”

*wonders if this is some secret plot to get a bunch of muscle bound commandos near our bisexual women and lure them away*

Of course, I appreciate any help you’re kind enough to offer. Nothing is too good for sexy-girl. There are ample provisions and fitness facilities in Neverland – we’re not big into starving.


Jersey Boy:
you realize how difficult it is going to be to keep this thread alive for another two weeks don't you”
No – how difficult is it?

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Being without sexy-girl is like masturbating in the morning and finding a baby rabbitcrawled into your pussy and died while you were sleeping.

 

[Pagliacci]

Don't worry Never,if there's any sort of trouble that can't be handled locally and that no other nation wants to touch with a ten foot pole the French will send the Foreign legion and the Belgians will get some Paratroopers on the ground.

They always do save Nuns and other palefaces around that needs rescuing.

 

[Mischka]

Being without sexy-girl is like masturbating in the morning and finding a baby rabbitcrawled into your pussy and died while you were sleeping.

I thought the lemon-dipped pen tip was bad. I don't know if I'll even be able to read this thread in two weeks.

 

[Never]

Pagliacci:
"Don't worry Never,if there's any sort of trouble that can't be handled locally and that no other nation wants to touch with a ten foot pole the French will send the Foreign legion and the Belgians will get some Paratroopers on the ground."

The French are going to save her?
OMG! Sexy-girl is gonna die!


Sorry, Mischka, I tend to get carried away. I'll try to keep it to a reasonable level.

Being without sexy-girl is like having someone drill the insides of your teeth out and only give you advil for the pain.