Sexy/Dirty messaging

[Luckybutton]

My Bofriend and I have been together for four years, three of which have been long distance, everything is still fantastic and i love him to pieces. The thing is he is coming home in a few days and i cant wait, but i want to send him a message telling him how much i cant wait that isnt just "cant wait to see you or get my hands on you" ect. Im really bad when it comes to saying sexy/dirty things...can anyone help or give examples. Thanks

 

[SweetErika]

My Bofriend and I have been together for four years, three of which have been long distance, everything is still fantastic and i love him to pieces. The thing is he is coming home in a few days and i cant wait, but i want to send him a message telling him how much i cant wait that isnt just "cant wait to see you or get my hands on you" ect. Im really bad when it comes to saying sexy/dirty things...can anyone help or give examples. Thanks

You could just take that and modify it to make it more explicit. Ask yourself WHY you can't wait to get your hands on him and/or WHAT you want to do with/to him when you do see him. Maybe say that, and what, specific sexual action you love from him and have missed (his hot tongue lapping at your clit, hard cock in your pussy, etc.).

Be specific, descriptive and realistic, and he'll love it. But more than anything, he'll love it because it's coming from you, rather than being some generic crap strangers on the internetS thought up.

 

[aimouse]

If you're not comfortable being quite that explicit, maybe you want to tear his clothes off and ravage you ... or visa versa ...
Or try poetry ....http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=565897
Or if you're stuck for words & you've both camera phones or can email him, send a picture of yourself (mirrors are very handy) in something sexy ... or in nothing at all. He'll probably get the idea from that.

 

[Hadar]

Even if u dont think you can
articulate words if you write a
poem with emotions it will be
beatiful

 

[Mr.G]

Damn - freudian slurp umm slip ...

I read mAssaging and I was going to tell you there is NO such thing as a dirty massage.

Some roses are red.
Some violets are blue
I can't wait
to SWALLOW you.

he'll likely get the peecture ...

Do NOT feel bad that he doesn't send you cute poetry. Itz a guy thang, K?

 

[Noor]

I read mAssaging and I was going to tell you there is NO such thing as a dirty massage.

Some roses are red.
Some violets are blue
I can't wait
to SWALLOW you.

he'll likely get the peecture ...

Do NOT feel bad that he doesn't send you cute poetry. Itz a guy thang, K?

Hey! you could put that on my Roses are Red thread.

Lucky you could grab some of the poems off of there!

I think you should just text him what you would like to do to him in graphic detail or what you are imagining him doing to you. Try and make it specific to him, his place or yours. Like if you know he just loves having his nipples played with imagine something involving sex and that, and then text it off...

 

[brockin]

Hmm

Be sweet and naughty at the same time. Go through how you can't wait to feel his kisses again and then just go through the whole thing what you would normally do...but maybe with a bit of kinkiness added to it. Be dirty but start off sweet and make sure he knows just HOW BAD you want him and how much you love him. God I wish my gf would do that still.

 

[eriov]

As dating starters I'd suggest some of those... you might still pick up one

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
2. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Watch for those yes answers]
3. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
4. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
5. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyways.
6. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
7. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
8. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
9. My name's [your name]. That's just so you know what to scream.
10. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover".
11. Nice shoes. Wanna have sex??
12. Can I flirt with you?
13. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
14. [Look at her/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
15. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
16. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? or...(my favorite).... , would you hold me against it?
17. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
18. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
19. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
20. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
22. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? OR: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
23. Do you know what looks good on you? Me.
24. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
25. So.. How am I doin'?
26. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
27. [Tap your thigh.] You just think this is my leg.
Is this your broom, you know the one you used to sweep me off my feet.

source : here

 

[SweetLissa]

ok heres one.. this is something my hubby and i do all the time oh and sending pictures helps.

i want to be on my knees waiting by the door.. begging for your touch.. the feel of you.. the sweet taste of you cock.. i have been thinking of it for days.. cum home baby


or something to that effect