Sexy Cupid Pull back your bow

[misscupid]

Ladies and gentleman, I need your help in my quest to bring love to as many as possible.

Each week I will randomly pick someone who is amongst our ranks and offer them to you. To do what you wish to.

My first is kiwiwolf, nominated for his tattoo thread.

Ladies what would you do for Kiwiwolf after a rather painful tattoo to block out the pain?
Please be as specific as possible.

Scores will be awarded.

 

[perks]

I'm already doing it, step off ya buggers

something about leaning over the bathroom sink, one knee up hand leveled against the mirror as he fucks me in the ass...

maybe, that was just me

 

[Guest]

I won't make this list either. because i'm fat and ugly. and a liar. no one loves me

 

[kiwiwolf]

I won't make this list either. because i'm fat and ugly. and a liar. no one loves me

You won't ... but freakygurl32 would any day... she is a top lady... Trolls are only good for one thing... Lunch


Misscupid... Im gonna gitcha... LMAO

 

[misscupid]

I'm already doing it, step off ya buggers

something about leaning over the bathroom sink, one knee up hand leveled against the mirror as he fucks me in the ass...

maybe, that was just me

Thank you perky_baby. Excellent.

Your score is 9.95.

freakyguurl32 you are ineligible as you are a troll.

Ladies I have PM the man of the hour and invited him to join us here. I have asked him to tell us about himself.

A brief interview will be conducted by myself. Please feel free to ask questions of kiwiwolf.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Thank you perky_baby. Excellent.

Your score is 9.95.

freakyguurl32 you are ineligible as you are a troll.

Ladies I have PM the man of the hour and invited him to join us here. I have asked him to tell us about himself.

A brief interview will be conducted by myself. Please feel free to ask questions of kiwiwolf.

LMAO... gotta get the munchkins to bed and water the cat... be right back

 

[misscupid]

Thank you for replying kiwiwolf.
People please PM with suggestions
for questions you would like asked.

 

[Wiggles]

As for what to do with Kiwiwolf this is what I'm thinking...

First he'll need a long massage, implementing oils (if preferred).

Next I would blind fold him, and tie his wrists to the bed posts, taking out the large feather I had snuck in. Tickling over his nipples, stomach, arms. This would surely make him forget the pain!

Then I would kiss away the tickling, nibbling here and there.

Working down to the thighs, nibbling on the inside, rubbing the outside. Slowly working my way to the shaft........

<This is the cliff hanger folks>
Shows over, move on!

 

[Pangirl]

I am being of the wanting the loving of the Gnufi.
My belongs to him.
Please being of the telling to pangirl, kiwiwolf. How can I be of the sexing in love with Gnufi poppets?
I am wanting to be hearing of advice from you.

 

[misscupid]

Good afternoon Ladies and gentleman.

Our guest for this evening is Kiwiwolf.

I have asked him to prepare a small speech
telling us a little about himself.

Kiwiwolf.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Oh shit... no you didn't...

I'm a Kiwi guy... a dad with four munchkins and lots of tattoos. I'm recently single and looking for friends. Hot sweaty sex is always great, but not a massive priority at the moment..

6 foot 3 and about 240 pounds, long reddish blonde hair, and a goatee going grey from the kids... LMAO ... jesus you really caught me on the hop here...


Ask me questions... that would be better...

 

[misscupid]

Right moving on then to the questions.

From curious chica
My question...
First question. Boxers of briefs. (Think hard, very important)


This could be expanded to what sort of fabric they are (usually) if the answer is boxers.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Depends on what I am wearing... jeans, usually boxers or a g-string... you wanted honesty. Boxers with dress pants, briefs with shorts... or I sometimes go commando... none at all in the summer.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Sorry Chica... satin or silk on the boxers... I love the feeling on my balls

 

[misscupid]

and from pangirl

I am being of the wanting the loving of the Gnufi.
My belongs to him.
Please being of the telling to pangirl, kiwiwolf. How can I be of the sexing in love with Gnufi poppets?
I am wanting to be hearing of advice from you.

What advice would you have for this lovestruck
babe?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'm a Kiwi guy... a dad with four munchkins and lots of tattoos. I'm recently single and looking for friends. Hot sweaty sex is always great, but not a massive priority at the moment.. 6 foot 3 and about 240 pounds, long reddish blonde hair, and a goatee going grey from the kids... LMAO ... jesus you really caught me on the hop here...

Sweetie you forgot to add that you are a very kind considerate man and have a sexy deep voice.

Also you have a fetish for ducklings and limp celery.

 

[kiwiwolf]

and from pangirl



What advice would you have for this lovestruck
babe?

Well you seem to have the lingo down pat... why not send him a loving romantic Pm explaining your love for him... woo him. Appeal to his romantic side... and if that fails... send him pics of your tits... it never fails to get me...

 

[kiwiwolf]

Sweetie you forgot to add that you are a very kind considerate man and have a sexy deep voice.

Also you have a fetish for ducklings and limp celery.

*blushes...* aww shucks... so that voice modulator thingy worked...

Thank you T.H.

 

[kiwiwolf]

As for what to do with Kiwiwolf this is what I'm thinking...

First he'll need a long massage, implementing oils (if preferred).

Next I would blind fold him, and tie his wrists to the bed posts, taking out the large feather I had snuck in. Tickling over his nipples, stomach, arms. This would surely make him forget the pain!

Then I would kiss away the tickling, nibbling here and there.

Working down to the thighs, nibbling on the inside, rubbing the outside. Slowly working my way to the shaft........

<This is the cliff hanger folks>
Shows over, move on!

Damn Wiggles... you can't stop there... I'm sure there is a law against it...

 

[misscupid]

Again good answer.
Next question.

Excuse me? The producer
informs me he has some
interesting info on kiwiwolf


Kiwiwolf can you tell, us is there
any truth to this?
posted by T.H. Oughts
Sweetie you forgot to add that you are a very kind considerate man and have a sexy deep voice.

Also you have a fetish for ducklings and limp celery. [/QUOTE]

Is this a scorned lover from your past?Would you care to comment?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

so that voice modulator thingy worked...

What! You talking out that ducklings butt again

 

[kiwiwolf]

Again good answer.
Next question.

Excuse me? The producer
informs me he has some
interesting info on kiwiwolf


Kiwiwolf can you tell, us is there
any truth to this?
posted by T.H. Oughts
Sweetie you forgot to add that you are a very kind considerate man and have a sexy deep voice.

Also you have a fetish for ducklings and limp celery.

Is this a scorned lover from your past?Would you care to comment? [/QUOTE]


Okay I'll come clean... T.H. is my love child from my incestuous 12th marriage... I'm sorry baby... I had to tell they were threatening your mom/sister...

 

[misscupid]

Okay I'll come clean... T.H. is my love child from my incestuous 12th marriage... I'm sorry baby... I had to tell they were threatening your mom/sister...

AUDIENCE: Shocked Ohhhhhh

You admit it then? You are not always as squeakyclean
as you claim? Any other dirty laundry or tawdry secrets
you would like to share?

DING DONG

This must be our surprise guest.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Okay I'll come clean... T.H. is my love child from my incestuous 12th marriage... I'm sorry baby... I had to tell they were threatening your mom/sister...

Considering we are the same age Wolf, all that is a bit of a worry, lol

No everyone, Wolf and I are and have only ever been friends. I do not lie about anything, he is a cool guy

 

[kiwiwolf]

AUDIENCE: Shocked Ohhhhhh

You admit it then? You are not always as squeakyclean
as you claim? Any other dirty laundry or tawdry secrets
you would like to share?

DING DONG

This must be our surprise guest.

LMAO... Oh hell what now?... No, no more tawdry secrets... what you see is what you get... a simple guy with simple pleasures... not overly complicated.

I do have my secrets but they wouldn't class as tawdry...