Sexy Cops in Charge of Traffic Checkpoints

[KittyOfSteele]

I'm donating this idea based on an inside joke with my D&D group that developed yesterday. I might do something with it next year, but I want to see other takes on this setup.

The City/State/Province/Region government deploys it's police department, more specifically, the car robbery division to make strategic checkpoints all over the streets and make sure the citizens obey the law, mainly due to an increase of accidents due to people not wearing their seat belts. They employ a new method for this: they send out their most attractive cops out for this.

These officers are then dressed up in the most ridiculous ways, looking more like strippers playing cops than actual cops. Think shirtless men, and women with tight short dresses and fuck me heels, but they are still armed, with handcuffs, and have all the power of the law with them. Thus they stand in the middle of the street, right behind the traffic cones, stopping people (or people stopping to see them) to make sure they are obeying the law. The same routine stuff that happens at a checkpoint.

These checkpoints can be outrageous, or just run of the mill. The most outrageous can make them look more like mini raves, with loud music and everything. There could be one or two dirty cops getting money under the table to look the other way.

I honestly don't know what to come with this, but here it is. What do you think? What ideas does this bring to your head?

 

[Rob_Royale]

It's such an outrageously wild idea, you woud almost have to write this as some sort of fever dream or wicked acid trip.
Maybe our main character smokes a joint, without knowing it's been laced with PCP. Something all our parents warned us about.

He gets pulled over for eratic driving at a checkpoint and he is tripping. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" the pretty cop asks him.

Without missing a beat, he replies, "Because you want me to lick your pussy."

In his drug addled mind the cop smiles, "You got that right, honey, why don't you step out here and eat me on the hood of my squad car!"

What follows is the wildest sex scene in the history of porn, involving three lady cops with bimbo bodies, a double dildo police baton, fuzzy handcuffs, and a '76 Cadillac full of dwarves with 12 inch cocks who fuck while singing 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to fuck we go!'

He wakes up in the hospital, having been detoxed and realizes that it was all a halucination. He sits depressed, until the original cop comes in to check on him.

As she's walking out she whispers in his ear. "Don't forget what you promised to do to me," she says before slipping her phone number in his hand.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

It's such an outrageously wild idea, you woud almost have to write this as some sort of fever dream or wicked acid trip.
Maybe our main character smokes a joint, without knowing it's been laced with PCP. Something all our parents warned us about.

He gets pulled over for eratic driving at a checkpoint and he is tripping. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" the pretty cop asks him.

Without missing a beat, he replies, "Because you want me to lick your pussy."

In his drug addled mind the cop smiles, "You got that right, honey, why don't you step out here and eat me on the hood of my squad car!"

What follows is the wildest sex scene in the history of porn, involving three lady cops with bimbo bodies, a double dildo police baton, fuzzy handcuffs, and a '76 Cadillac full of dwarves with 12 inch cocks who fuck while singing 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to fuck we go!'

He wakes up in the hospital, having been detoxed and realizes that it was all a halucination. He sits depressed, until the original cop comes in to check on him.

As she's walking out she whispers in his ear. "Don't forget what you promised to do to me," she says before slipping her phone number in his hand.

If I even get to write something like this and add the way I play with lights, it's definitely a wicked acid trip. All that's missing is an acid techno remix of The Grateful Dead and we're in!

 

[CalBishForNow]

Or one of those fantasy/sci-fi/MC stories with some massive aphrodisiac. It was supposed to be a normal checkpoint, but there's something in the water that day or leaking on that street corner, and everyone (or almost everyone?) is just too horny to function.

 

[Statius]

Ripe for the absurd! If I were still writing I may have taken a crack at it; I do love the absurd.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Or one of those fantasy/sci-fi/MC stories with some massive aphrodisiac. It was supposed to be a normal checkpoint, but there's something in the water that day or leaking on that street corner, and everyone (or almost everyone?) is just too horny to function.

What if the governor who ordered that is just horny and made it the police's problem?

 

[Husky_Embrace]

I think acid trips or the like suit this best. If you still want legitimacy, we can say that everything's for sale. If a billionaire can rent out a historic city, why not one that adds some fun for the guests?

"Sir, I see you're late. You should be at the leaning tower of Pisa right now. Take me to it, or be arrested. I hear the thing is leaning, because it's so big... And heavy..."

"You know why I stopped you? This car is in danger of ripping off my clothes if you go to fast."

"Ma'm, I see this car has an auto drive feature. I'll have to guide you in all it's hands free features. It's a mandatory course ma'm."

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I think acid trips or the like suit this best. If you still want legitimacy, we can say that everything's for sale. If a billionaire can rent out a historic city, why not one that adds some fun for the guests?

"Sir, I see you're late. You should be at the leaning tower of Pisa right now. Take me to it, or be arrested. I hear the thing is leaning, because it's so big... And heavy..."

"You know why I stopped you? This car is in danger of ripping off my clothes if you go to fast."

"Ma'm, I see this car has an auto drive feature. I'll have to guide you in all it's hands free features. It's a mandatory course ma'm."

You say "legitimacy," and mention billionaires renting out historic cities, but China has its own Eiffel tower. The fever dream is more legitimate than you think!

The lines are so cheesy this should be more a porn VOD rather than a story. Really, really low-budget porn.