Sexually Inappropiate Joke!!

[GuyJD]

Three homosexual men are in the hospital where their friend just passed away. The doctor asked them what would they like for him to do with the body.
Homo #1 tells him, "I want his body cremated and his ashes thrown in my bedroom because he was a great interior decorator and loved the way I arranged my bedroom". Homo #2 response was, "I want his body cremated and his ashes distributed throughout my garden. He was very good at flower arranging and he always admired my garden." Homo #3 told the doctor, " I want his body cremated and his ashes thrown into a big pot of chilly. That way, after I'm finished eating the chilly, he can put another burning in my ass like he used to."

 

[GuyJD]

HOLY SHIT

DID I OFFEND ANYONE?

 

[Ask For More]

LOL!

Good one Guy

 

[willywanker]

Well, if you did, it's your turn. I saw you had posted yesterday that you were offended by the joke I posted. Believe me when I say, it was not posted to offend, hinse the warning.

That said, I do appoligize.

 

[GuyJD]

APOLOGY ACCEPTED WW

Well, if you did, it's your turn. I saw you had posted yesterday that you were offended by the joke I posted. Believe me when I say, it was not posted to offend, hinse the warning.

That said, I do appoligize.

I actually posted this one because of your yesterday. It, sort of, came to mind at the time. But I, as I'm sure like you, was hoping not to offend anyone. But, as mentioned above, apology's accepted.

 

[Kymberley]

Couldn't resist!!! Quite sick...back out now!

Two hobo friends met on the street one day. The first hobo says, "what a great morning I've had."

The second says, "oh-yah, I've had a pretty good morning myself, what happened to you?"

The first hobo says, "I woke up, crawled out of my box and found a half of pizza in the garbage can by the curb, and under the pizza I found a full can of beer. So I had breakfast and something to wash it down".

The second hobo says, "I can top that. I woke up down at the railroad yard,where I found a women tied to the tracks. I untied her and we started to have sex, I fucked myself ragged, we did it this way and that, hell, I wore myself out."

"Great", said the first hobo, "did you get that blow job you've been after for the last three years?"

"No", replied the second hobo, "I couldn't find her head."



Hey... I warned ya!!!!!

 

[Hardwood]

OMG!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!! Damm JD, now look what you have done. I see yer sense of humor is quite unimpaired. LOL

 

[GuyJD]

Goody goody....no one's offended. LOL

 

[Beebeeblue]

I think those jokes were funny........

 

[p_p_man]

Hobo joke...

...gets my vote...