Sexual Tension Quiz

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Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.


THE CLUES
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.


2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.

11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
 
oOOoOo i love these kinds of games :D

1. nose

2. peanut butter

3. ???

4. ???

5. tent

6. ???

7. wedding ring

8. elevator

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

10. newspaper

11. gloves

12. arrow

13. laywer

14. bird
 
... so far ...

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good. = Nose


2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts. = Peanut Butter

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard. = Bubble Gum


11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off. = Gloves


That is all I can guess right now , am I right ?!?




:)
 
1. Nose
2. Peanut Butter
3. A crane
4. Titanic
5. Tent
6. A dentist
7. A wedding ring
8. Elevator
9. Bubble Gum
10. Paper deliveryperson/newspaper
11. Rubber gloves
12. arrow
13. lawyer
14. Bird
 
1.nose
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. Titantic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding band
8. elevator
9. bubble gum
10. newpaper boy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. lawyer
14. bird
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.


THE CLUES
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
snout

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
PB
3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
crane
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
titanic
5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
tent
6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
dentist drill
7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
wedding ring
8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
escalator
9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
gum
10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
paperboy
11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
gloves
12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
arrow
13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
lawyer
14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
pheasant,quail,duck,bird



;)
 
Answers

Some of you got 100. Here's the scoring


Answers:
1. nose
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. Titanic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding ring
8. elevator
9. chewing gum
10. newspaper boy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. attorney
14. bird


If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience.
 
*VBG* I failed it THIS time too, lmao!!
I think it's just my warped mind though <snicker>
 
I didn't cheat

Took the test without looking at anyone's answers, and I still "need more love". Guess it could be worse!:D
 
I have to say

You know, even though bubble gum and nose are among the correct answers, the implied answers fit too, no?

So I'm arguing with my own quiz ....lol

The instructions should have stated that we weren't looking for sexual answers
 
THE CLUES
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
Nose


2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
Peanutbutter

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
Presidential Interns?

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
Titanic

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
Tent

6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
??

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
??
8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
Elevator
9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
??
10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
Paper boy
11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
??
12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
Bow and arrow?
13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
Lawyer
14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
bird
 
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