Sexual physics

[john-the-author]

Dr. John Marshall has a site entitled Sexual Physics. His motto is "Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics."

In a Q&A format, Dr. Marshall seeks to answer questions such as "Sex at the speed of light," "It wasn't me... it was the rest of the Universe," and "Relativistic penile length enhancement." Particularly good is the short essay "Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation" (which brings to mind the classic "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," a piece about the problems of Superman having sex).

This is kind of the advice column for people who religiously read XKCD.

 

[Handley_Page]

Sex is not physics. It's geometry

 

[rgraham666]

And relationships are quantum mechanics.

 

[sr71plt]

Sex is not physics. It's geometry

or simple arithematic: 1 + 1 = 3 (or 4 or 5 or 6 or, god forbid, 8).

 

[Guest]

Lust is chemistry.

Sex is an athletic event. (Done properly, anyway.)

And love is hard work.

 

[vrosej10]

Sex is not physics. It's geometry

It's engineering problem.

Lust is definitely chemistry and is pair bonding.

Sex is the Big Bang theory.

 

[Handley_Page]

Lust is chemistry.

Sex is an athletic event. (Done properly, anyway.) *

And love is hard work.

As previously indicated by your other reports.

* still in the 'disabled' category ? [ ho ho ]

And I love the playboy bunny.
Lady; I salute you.

 

[Guest]

As previously indicated by your other reports.

* still in the 'disabled' category ? [ ho ho ]

And I love the playboy bunny.
Lady; I salute you.

Disabled? Well, limited in positions, perhaps.

But two rounds last night have left us both wearily smiling this morning.