Sexual neighbors

[pollynova]

Hi Neighbor!

 

[nerfhearder]

Most neighbors have sex I think. Sometimes with other neighbors although that usually doesn't end well.
My neighbors are not attractive so I prefer not to think about it much.

 

[xxxpaulzzz]

Hi Neighbor!

do you have a neighbour you would like to get sexy with?

 

[pollynova]

do you have a neighbour you would like to get sexy with?

No, I don't know any of my neighbors.

 

[xxxpaulzzz]

No, I don't know any of my neighbors.

do you need to know them?

 

[lovetoread]

I think my neighbors look at me too much.

Esp the creepy dude across the road.

 

[pollynova]

I think my neighbors look at me too much.

Esp the creepy dude across the road.

Can you blame them?

 

[lovetoread]

Can you blame them?

I snorted when I realized what av I have up.

And I do wear clothes when I am outside.

 

[pollynova]

I snorted when I realized what av I have up.

And I do wear clothes when I am outside.

You don't do anything like nude jumping jacks with your curtains open, do you?

 

[Saint Peter]

"She is waving at me again!"


"She is doing jumping jacks."

 

[nerfhearder]

"She is waving at me again!"


"She is doing jumping jacks."

Sorry, that was me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry, that was me.

Nice tits.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Puttling on my Sweater.

Won't you be my neighbor?

We live in the boonies of Florida. Our only close neighbors are the two 60+ year old sons of the next neighbor beyond them.
For 22 years my hubby and I have cut the grass, pulled weeds, sunbathed and chatted ever the side fence while naked to those two brothers.
The only complaint we ever got was when we recently announced we are moving away.

 

[Nicefella]

Hefty Neighbor

I snorted when I realized what av I have up.

And I do wear clothes when I am outside.

Sheeesh, I wish I was her (points above) neighbor. My neighbor weighs 300 lbs and sweats like a mule.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think my neighbors look at me too much.

Esp the creepy dude across the road.

I suspect it's the Little Bo Peep cosplay outfit.
*nods*

 

[lovecraft68]

My neighbor has a totally out of control 18 year old daughter( who had been that way since an age we can't talk about here) this girl is a walking talking erotic story plot line.

Last year(when she was below that legal age) when my wife went away for a week to visit her nephews in Florida she wanders into my yard while I'm fixing the fence in her daisy dukes and a white tank top with no bra and asks if I'm lonely and want company 'for a couple nights'

When I said no, she shrugged and wandered off.

The guy on the other side of me told me that night she asked him the same thing when his wife went to a conference a few months before then.

So much for me being special.

 

[RoryN]

I've had a few.

Based on the sounds they've made, it's amazing to me how short some people's lovemaking sessions last. (We're talking consistently.)

 

[pollynova]

My neighbor has a totally out of control 18 year old daughter( who had been that way since an age we can't talk about here) this girl is a walking talking erotic story plot line.

Last year(when she was below that legal age) when my wife went away for a week to visit her nephews in Florida she wanders into my yard while I'm fixing the fence in her daisy dukes and a white tank top with no bra and asks if I'm lonely and want company 'for a couple nights'

When I said no, she shrugged and wandered off.

The guy on the other side of me told me that night she asked him the same thing when his wife went to a conference a few months before then.

So much for me being special.

She needs Jesus.

 

[Aella_]

They didn't use to neuter all the neighborhood cats back home.
Summer fest!

 

[Sinny]

I think my neighbors are swingers but I have no real proof other than that young couples I do not recognize from their regular parties show up and stay the night on occasion. Our driveways are adjacent, so it is hard not to notice the cars and comings and goings.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm the default sexy neighbor. No one else even bothers to walk around nude with the curtains open.

 

[pollynova]

I'm the default sexy neighbor. No one else even bothers to walk around nude with the curtains open.

Are you sure they aren't just trying to avoid seeing into your windows?

 

[Liar]

Thick walls here. You could have the wildest orgy next door and I wouldn't notice.

Unless you had it on the balcony, in which case I'd both hear and see.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Are you sure they aren't just trying to avoid seeing into your windows?

Oh Polly... take they beak from out my heart young miss! Allow me my naked in the moonlight delusions at least. And here I thought they had the bars put on to keep themselves confined and secure against my undeniable fleshly allure. Aren't you the least bit curious though? Just a tiny wee bit about the dad bod circus delights going on behind these plain suburban walls? Hell... my body is a wonderland, baby ;-)

 

[Lancecastor]

My neighbor has a totally out of control 18 year old daughter( who had been that way since an age we can't talk about here) this girl is a walking talking erotic story plot line.

Last year(when she was below that legal age) when my wife went away for a week to visit her nephews in Florida she wanders into my yard while I'm fixing the fence in her daisy dukes and a white tank top with no bra and asks if I'm lonely and want company 'for a couple nights'

When I said no, she shrugged and wandered off.

The guy on the other side of me told me that night she asked him the same thing when his wife went to a conference a few months before then.

So much for me being special.

Laura....are you a pedophile?

Almost everything you write is about underage sex.

For example...I was reading your Amazon.com help forum posts about all the various ways you can get around being blocked for illegal content.

And here on Lit, you're ALWAYS slipping little girl references in.

Whats up?