Sexual mishaps,

[manofsteel52]

foibles, fumble and faux pas....

Okay, one of the threads below got me thinking about days past, and I was reminded of a time when, in the midst of an incredible blow job, my partner, who because of a mandibular joint issue, had been wearing braces on her teeth, had my cock deep in her throat when a wire on the braces broke, impaling my foreskin.

We both knew precisely what happened instantly, and with a little careful and very slow movement, were able to extricate ourselves without any serious damage.

It's funny now, but the first thing that popped into my head was, how am I going to eplain thist to the EMT in this small New England town?

So now you know mine.... what about you all?

Most embarrassing sexual moments....?

 

[bknight2602]

foibles, fumble and faux pas....

Okay, one of the threads below got me thinking about days past, and I was reminded of a time when, in the midst of an incredible blow job, my partner, who because of a mandibular joint issue, had been wearing braces on her teeth, had my cock deep in her throat when a wire on the braces broke, impaling my foreskin.

We both knew precisely what happened instantly, and with a little careful and very slow movement, were able to extricate ourselves without any serious damage.

It's funny now, but the first thing that popped into my head was, how am I going to eplain thist to the EMT in this small New England town?

So now you know mine.... what about you all?


Most embarrassing sexual moments....?

Something as simple as finger nail scratches along your back are difficult to explain, either in a small town or a big one.

 

[mbb308]

Hmmmm....let me think....

I'll have to search memory and get back to you on this one....nice idea, tho'!!!

 

[sugargator]

OMG I have the funniest one...

I was having some very rough sex with my first sex partner when i was still living with my mom in High School...afterward my stomach started to hurt...

I got worse and worse until I was bent over double crying....thought i was going to die. (i swore id never have children if it hurt that bad)

My BF was begging me to call my mother ...but i said no "How am I going to tell my mom that i hurt myself having rough sex with you!!!!"

then I started puking up a storm...my mom came home and took me to the ER...It turned out I just had food poisoning. Thank god i didnt tell her it was from rough sex and then found out I just had food poisoning!!!!!

 

[Huggles]

foibles, fumble and faux pas....

Most embarrassing sexual moments....?

Umm.. once, during university days, my gf and I were having some good sex... and the condom must have slipped off inside, and we never noticed..

And then it must have gotten pushed further and further in...

When we finally noticed it missing, we had no iidea where it went!.. Frantic searching around the bed, then frantic "in depth" searching worthy of a gyn-obs, revealed nothing..

Luckily, the Uni doctor had literally "seen it all before".. and quickly extricated it with some stirrups, a flashlight and some long tweezers...

But for a while there, it was really touch-and-go. Her strict italian parents would have freacked!.

 

[weathered2]

Think I mentioned this one on a prior thread, but the first to come to mind was some hot afternoon sex that got a little too hot.

We were flailing away, real jungle sex, then we started smelling very strong smoke. I didn't think I was that good, so I peeked out the window to discover that a brush and grass fire was on the verge of overtaking the mobile home we lived in at the time. Well, without thinking I ran out grabbed a shovel and eventually successfully played fearless defender. Then I noticed my wife practically rolling on the ground laughing. Yep, you guessed it, I did the whole fearless defender thing naked. Life has a way of dealing those humbling moments at the most inopportune times.

 

[weathered2]

OMG I have the funniest one...

I was having some very rough sex with my first sex partner when i was still living with my mom in High School...afterward my stomach started to hurt...

I got worse and worse until I was bent over double crying....thought i was going to die. (i swore id never have children if it hurt that bad)

My BF was begging me to call my mother ...but i said no "How am I going to tell my mom that i hurt myself having rough sex with you!!!!"

then I started puking up a storm...my mom came home and took me to the ER...It turned out I just had food poisoning. Thank god i didnt tell her it was from rough sex and then found out I just had food poisoning!!!!!

Sugar, I'm often too quick to explain my way out of something that I wasn't busted for to begin with. Good thing you held up that time.

 

[sugargator]

Think I mentioned this one on a prior thread, but the first to come to mind was some hot afternoon sex that got a little too hot.

We were flailing away, real jungle sex, then we started smelling very strong smoke. I didn't think I was that good, so I peeked out the window to discover that a brush and grass fire was on the verge of overtaking the mobile home we lived in at the time. Well, without thinking I ran out grabbed a shovel and eventually successfully played fearless defender. Then I noticed my wife practically rolling on the ground laughing. Yep, you guessed it, I did the whole fearless defender thing naked. Life has a way of dealing those humbling moments at the most inopportune times.

well I guess you have to make a decision... put on shorts...or die in a tragic fire... pretty easy there

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Hmmmm, not sure if this fits, but for me it was walking in on my parents. Talk bout embarrassing and not to mention .............ewwwwwwwwwwwwww (no offense to those of you that like incest, just not my cup of ..........anything)

 

[sugargator]

my mother was soooo loud...and my parents had a waterbed...talk about noisy and a big gross out.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

my mother was soooo loud...and my parents had a waterbed...talk about noisy and a big gross out.

Waterbeds = fun

Waterbeds and babyoil = randy, yeeeeeeeeah baby

Waterbed, babyoil and mom = i'm so sorry you had to witness that

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Most embarrassing for me would have to be.......................

searching data bank.



Well it actually happened before the sex. I was at a club with a friend and struck up a conversation with this girl working the beer tub. Well after talking to her for about fifteen minutes, my so called friend came up and asked her why she was talking to me. She looked at me and then back at him. Then he told her, "He's just looking for a fuck, he leaves for bootcamp in two weeks" My jaw dropped to the floor and I was so sooooo

 

[carrie-on]

Most embarrassing for me would have to be.......................

searching data bank.



Well it actually happened before the sex. I was at a club with a friend and struck up a conversation with this girl working the beer tub. Well after talking to her for about fifteen minutes, my so called friend came up and asked her why she was talking to me. She looked at me and then back at him. Then he told her, "He's just looking for a fuck, he leaves for bootcamp in two weeks" My jaw dropped to the floor and I was so sooooo

Did you kick his butt for him? or was he telling the truth?

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Did you kick his butt for him? or was he telling the truth?

Well I certainly wasn't looking for a relationship at that point, but to my surprise she wasn't turned off. We did hook up later and we did have sex......................but that's another embarrassing story all in itself

 

[carrie-on]

Well I certainly wasn't looking for a relationship at that point, but to my surprise she wasn't turned off. We did hook up later and we did have sex......................but that's another embarrassing story all in itself

OH? Do tell!!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

OH? Do tell!!

Well lets just say it involves a jeep with the top down, a city parking lot and a police occifer

 

[carrie-on]

Hubby and I were in bed one night and apparently I was very loud when I came...my 14 yr old son knocked on the door and asked if I was ok! I told him I was dreaming...LOL

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Hubby and I were in bed one night and apparently I was very loud when I came...my 14 yr old son knocked on the door and asked if I was ok! I told him I was dreaming...LOL

Should have told him your mommy is just peachy and bought him some headphones and a new stereo

 

[carrie-on]

Should have told him your mommy is just peachy and bought him some headphones and a new stereo

He would have loved that!! LOL (made him buy it with his own money!)

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

He would have loved that!! LOL (made him buy it with his own money!)

True, but would have been good for the both of you too. That way you could have been as loud as you wanted. I'm sure the hubby loves that, us guys love it when a woman is vocal. Well at least until NSA starts picking it up on satelite

 

[carrie-on]

True, but would have been good for the both of you too. That way you could have been as loud as you wanted. I'm sure the hubby loves that, us guys love it when a woman is vocal. Well at least until NSA starts picking it up on satelite

LOL yes he loves it when I am loud!! Why do so many men like loud?

 

[bknight2602]

A gf and I We were on a deserted road. We were in the bounds of mutual masterbation, with both of our pants down to our ankles. We didn't see until to late the cop car rolling up esides the car. I got a stern puritanical lecture and lost the urge to anything more that night.

 

[poundemin]

We like it loud because we think that we're good enough for you to lose control.
My most embarressing moment is when my wife and I thought we were alone in the house and were really going at it when my daughter comes home early and we were not in the bedroom. She grossed out, especially when she noticed the toys.

 

[carrie-on]

We like it loud because we think that we're good enough for you to lose control.
My most embarressing moment is when my wife and I thought we were alone in the house and were really going at it when my daughter comes home early and we were not in the bedroom. She grossed out, especially when she noticed the toys.

LOL my kids think it s gross too...imagining us having sex...oh the horrors of teenage life.

 

[LdyBGemini]

foibles, fumble and faux pas....

Okay, one of the threads below got me thinking about days past, and I was reminded of a time when, in the midst of an incredible blow job, my partner, who because of a mandibular joint issue, had been wearing braces on her teeth, had my cock deep in her throat when a wire on the braces broke, impaling my foreskin.

We both knew precisely what happened instantly, and with a little careful and very slow movement, were able to extricate ourselves without any serious damage.

It's funny now, but the first thing that popped into my head was, how am I going to eplain thist to the EMT in this small New England town?

So now you know mine.... what about you all?



Most embarrassing sexual moments....?

Without having to go too far back It was with a toy I had purchased. LOL I was using it (in my pussy) and got a burning sensation. I looked at it and it had something black on it.

I thought I might have to call or go to the female doc and was trying to figure out how to explain this to them

It all turned out ok after I treated it myself for about ten days but had a few scarey moments at first.