Sexual Humor

[Teddybear1626]

I love the sexual humor jokes and such...anyone have any?

I'll start with this one....(hope the image works out)
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Many years ago I ran into a gal who
> said she
> > > >> > > > > could bite both of her breasts at
> the same time. I thought
> > > >>this was
> > > >> > > odd.
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > > > Being as young and naive as I was I
> told her.I bet you
> > > >>can't.
> > > >> > > > > She bet me a drink that she could
> indeed sink her
> > > >>teeth into
> > > >> > > both
> > > >> > > > > breasts simultaneously.
> > > >> > > > > Although not too big a busted
> woman, she was quite round,
> > > >>I thought
> > > >> > > > > maybe it was possible. I challenged
> her and she
> > > >> > > > > accepted. The only thing I asked
> was that she
> > > >>let me use
> > > >>my
> > > >> > > > > Polaroid to snap the magic moment
> of truth or
> > > >>failure.
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > > > Well, in the wink of an eye she
> ripped open her blouse and
> > > >>sunk her
> > > >> > > > > teeth into those nice soft breasts.
>
> > > >> > > > > I didn't miss a beat and snagged
> the shot. which will
> > > >>forever go
> > > >> > down
> > > >> > > in
> > > >> > > > > memory of classic photos.