Sext with me

[falstaffinjeggings]

I'm a 40 year old male and I want to sext. I'm gentle and shy, but I want to explore a naughty side. I'm on Kik as fjegg

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm a 40 year old male and I want to sext. I'm gentle and shy, but I want to explore a naughty side. I'm on Kik as fjegg

Gentle and shy?

What a puss.

 

[falstaffinjeggings]

Ah. That was eloquent.

 

[yossi]

Your username makes me imagine Shakespeare as a hipster and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

[lovetoread]

Well that line just turned me on like no one ever has.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sorry mate. This was my doing. I sent him here from the playground.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There seems to be a recurring theme in this poster's history.

 

[Lord Pmann]

There seems to be a recurring theme in this poster's history.

Is he a political poster?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

There seems to be a curried creme in this poster's history.

#RuinAPostWithAlliterativeWordSwitching

 

[doctor_insanus]

Just do it here, guy.

The womens will eat it up.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Just do it here, guy.

The womens will eat it up.

I know I could use a few pointers.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dolf would be your best bet, I think.

 

[hashtag45]

Nah, wrong strategy.
Just pretend that you are dude impersonating a gal who is impersonating a dude who is impersonating a gal,
and you will then have an army of gals stalking you & trying to get some.