Sext me

[ScarletIvy]

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[Farabovedriven40]

Lets see who has the most creative sext opening lines?

“Did you get my junk mail?”

 

[96grad]

Baby

Lets see who has the most creative sext opening lines?

You have always been my number one!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

 

[Farabovedriven40]

Lets see who has the most creative sext opening lines?

Your husband asleep? I want to make you cum while you’re lying right next to him. Just cover your mouth this time so you don’t wake him up.

 

[ScarletIvy]

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[ScarletIvy]

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[glBock]

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

you see, Rachetman, despite your lines being absolutely tops for a woman with human feelings, she did not go for them.

She wanted to be sext, not hear poetry.

But I wish you lots of luck with women who appreciate your lines, honestly.

 

[Bengal52]

Our connection is slipping, perhaps we can enlarge it....

 

[Artfan2]

Lets see who has the most creative sext opening lines?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something down your top.

 

[coroner1412]

Lets see who has the most creative sext opening lines?

Is that what you want me to put it in

 

[Thefallenone1986]

you. latex bodysuit now.

 

[ScarletIvy]

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[ScarletIvy]

Is that what you want me to put it in

Yes it is.

 

[ScarletIvy]

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[Thefallenone1986]

make me

 

[supermario13]

Do i need to say anything?

 

[bleublood]

Lets see who has the most creative sext opening lines?

You missed a drop. Here, let me help.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

 

[KrazieKat69]

Hey Babe, just wanted to send you this sexy photo of me! Don’t mind the hot chick in the background..

 

[Pleasuregiver14]

I’m a family man!!

I have a baby I want to give you (lol).

 

[Funlvr74]

"Can we play a game?"

 

[NewGuyMich]

My dick just died... can I bury it in your ass?

 

[lightspeedd]

Lets see who has the most creative sext opening lines?

Call me milk, because I'll do your body good!