Sexiness Index

[vargas111]

Sexiness Index

What makes a woman sexy? Lots of different things, obviously. And not everyone would agree on what they are, which is good because otherwise all us men would be after the same group of women.

For purposes of this question, I'm trying to distinguish "sexiness" from "attractiveness." I want to focus on things that women DO to be sexy. Of course beautiful features, big boobs on a narrow waist topping wide hips is sexy, but aside from keeping in shape, a woman can't will herself a beautiful face or a bombshell figure, sexy as that may be.

Below are a series of features that go into making up a sexiness index SI for me. Let me know thing you would add subtract or score differently.

Shoes
tennis, flats -2
boots -3
sandal 1
Heels 1 per inch, 2 per inch for >4
open toe 1
straps 2

Feet
painted toe nails 1
tatoo 2
Ankle chain 2

Hair
very short -1
Neck length 1
Shoulder length 2
waist length 3
curled 1
colored 2

Tops
Bulky sweaters,
loose blouse -2
thin blouse 1
tops that show navel 1
tied below tits 2
see through 3
no bra 2
low cut, cleavage 2
sleeveless, tits visible 1
stretches tight over tits 1

Pants
trouser, loose,
thick material -3
tight across ass 1
thin 1
shorts 1
short shorts 2

Skirts
long, thick -1
knee length 0
hem above knee 1 per inch
hem above knee (power suit) 2 per inch >4 inches
Maternity 1
flounced 1
panties (or lack thereof)
visible 4

Underwear
white cotton -1
sliky 1
push up bra 2
thong 2
french cut 1
none 4
panty hose -3
stockings 3
flesh tones 0
black 1
red 2
other bright colors 3
fishnet, seemed 2
cum soaked 3

Movement
sways hips 1
wiggles butt 2
jiggles tits 2
waddles (when pregnant) 3

Jewelry
None visible -2
Ear tack 0
necklace 1
earrings 2
large flashy earrings 4
large flashy rings 2
numerous loose bracelets 2
nipple ring 3
clitty ring 4

Behaviors
stares at crotches, women 1
stares at crotches, men 2
lick lips when sees crotch 3
plays with tits in public 2
plays with pussy in public 3
uses toys in public 5
Exposes tits 3
Flashes beaver 4

Contraception
On pill -1
Norplant -2
Diaghphram 1
Uses Rhythm method 1
Uses Rhythm method,
can't count 3
Depend on man to pull out 3
No protection 1
Uses fertility pills 2

Pregnancy/children
cute buldge 4
about to pop 5
pregnant and nursing add 1
pregnant and has >2 young children 7
pregnant and has >2 teenage children 9
unmarried 2
married but pregnant by lover 4
>3 young children 2
1 or more children<3 &
grown, teenage children 3
children by different fathers 1 per father
got pregnant w/o telling lover 1
got pregnant over
lover's objections 2

Occupation
Traditional male indoor 1
High income 2
Traditional male outdoor 2

Partner
younger lover 2
(extra points for more obvious differences
taller than lover 1
lover of lower social class 3
lover of visibly different
ethnic/racial group 4
several partners simultaneously 2
sex with women 3

Age (added to scores above 20)
12-18 2
19-28 0
29-38 2
39-48 3
49-menopause 4

So lets analyze a typical porn heroine, Ayo in my story "Ayo," (STILL waiting for approval!)


Forty year old BF 3
Famous scientist (male role, income) 2
Curled hair 2
Large loopy earrings 2
Skirt 9 inches above knee 9
5 inch open toe strappy sandal 8
Toenails painted red 1
Leopard print skirt 1
Low cut, see-through blouse 5
19 year old lover (>20 years difference) 7
Also does women 3
Lover is WM 4
Lover has lower social class occupation 3
6 children, 6 different fathers 12
Pregnant, not showing 5
Got pregnant w/p lover awareness 1
Multiple partners 2
Wiggles hips 2
Jigles tits 2
Exposes tits 3
Flashes beaver 4
Uses vibrator on the highway 2

Total 82

Copmments welcome

 

[Boadicea]

A little arbitrary?

I can see where you're coming from in making these specifications, i.e. I agree that pantyhose aren't sexy. Nonetheless, as we all know, Sexiness is something entirely relative.

To cite an example, while some guys find women with long artificial nails incredibly sexy, I myself find it incredibly impractical, even in a fantasy. I look at that and think that if she finger fucks herself, she's not only going to wound herself on the inside (via scratching), but she might lose a nail inside her.

Furthermore, I can't say I agree with some of your ratings, like for example, I think the hair category should be omitted entirely. All it does is reinforce the archaic stereotype that men prefer women with long hair. As we all know, hair length is a matter of taste, and if a person has a gorgeous body, the hairdo is, in my opinion, irrelevant.

I also think your age ratings are incredibly arbitrary. You give the age group 19-28 a zero, when most people would beg for a woman that age. I say give that age group a different, better rating, or omit the age ratings entirely. As someone belonging to that age group, I find anyone in the forty-plus category unsexy, but once again its all matter of taste.

 

[vargas111]

I do agree that the ratings are subjective, but let me explain the age ratings. Remember these are additive.

A young woman in a short skirt is just dion what young women do. It's sexy in a very natural way. Now when a 45 year old womam showh off a miniskirt, that is SEXY!

I guess hair length could be just personal preferance, but I do get the impression that SOME women when the get are no longer working so hard at attracting men, cut their hair. It's probably like heels. Of course they are less comfortable than flats. So a woman who wears them is making a statement that she WANTS to look attractive. That desire is what is sexy.

 

[Boadicea]

Scary

There is one other aspect of your sexiness index I find rather disturbing...and once again it has to do with your age ratings. You rate ages 12-18 with a two.... that's almost horrifyingly high...even in the context of erotic fiction. Age 16 to 18, I can understand. By that point a person is usually physically developed, beginning to experiment sexually, and who can deny the allure of youth...

But 12-15? That's statutory rape and pedophelia, fiction or not. I'm all for free speech, and I agree that youth is sexy and that we're all entitled to our opinion, but pairing someone of that age group with someone in, say, their forties, is kinda scary to me, and undoubtedly others. I'M NOT TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT... But once again, I think omitting your age ratings would be a good idea, or at least provide explanations to go with some of your more "controversial" ratings so that you don't give the impression you're condoning dangerous behavior.