Sex100 and Dr. Seuss Purity Text

[Dillinger]

http://www.circus.com/~omni/purity.html

This test has been around for a long time but this site has a nice interface:

My results: "You answered "yes" to 40 of 100 questions, making you 60.0% sex100 pure (40.0% sex100 corrupt). "

There's also a Dr. Seuss version - http://www.armory.com./tests/seuss.html
"You answered "yes" to 12 of 50 questions, making you 76.0% sexually pure (24.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 76.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 30%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 65.1%. "

Other purity tests at http://www.armory.com./tests/purity.html

 

[*bratcat*]

I already know I am NOT pure...

 

[Always]

yeah the armory has some good ones. www.thespark.com is good too.

 

[willywanker]

On the Dr. Suess test,

here were my results.

You answered "yes" to 17 of 50 questions, making you 66.0% sexually pure (34.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 66.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.1%.

And on the First one listed,
these were the results:

You answered "yes" to 39 of 100 questions, making you 61.0% sex100 pure (39.0% sex100 corrupt).

 

[Always]

it says i'm 89 % pure...

 

[Isolde]

You answered "yes" to 35 of 100 questions, making you 65.0% sex100 pure (35.0% sex100 corrupt).



And for the Dr Seuss:

You answered "yes" to 11 of 50 questions, making you 78.0% sexually pure (22.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 78.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 28%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.1%.

You, know, I thought I was weirder than that though.

Check back with me later though...those tests gave me some ideas!

 

[lavender]

 

[PacificBlue]

You answered "yes" to 8 of 100 questions, making you 92.0% sex100 pure (8.0% sex100 corrupt).


Can I really be here with a score this high? *heated blush*

 

[Dillinger]

I would be more than happy to help those of you who aren't completely corrupted to achieve that particular goal.

 

[PacificBlue]

I would be more than happy to help those of you who aren't completely corrupted to achieve that particular goal.

GREAT! Where do I sign up? When do we start?

NOW, NOW, NOW...

*pant* *pant* *pant*...what is with my hormones today! sheesh!

 

[Dillinger]

You just did... so which items on the corruption list do you need to experience?

 

[Barb Dwyer]

(adapted from an old joke and rewritten to fit the occasion)

I did not do it in a car.
I did not do it in a bar.
I did not do it in the dark.
I did not do it in the park.
I did not do it on a date.
I did not ever fornicate.
I did not do it at a dance.
I did not do it on his pants.
I did not get beyond first base.
I did not do it on his face.
I never did it in a bed.
If you think that, you've been misled
I did not do it with a groan.
I did not do it on the phone.
I did not do it on the puter
I did not do it between my hooters
I've only done it in my dreams
Waking the neighbors with my screams
I'm pure as snow and fresh as a daisy
If you believe this then you really are crazy!

My results:

You answered "yes" to 55 of 100 questions, making you 45.0% sex100 pure (55.0% sex100 corrupt).

What a tramp! I guess I like it right down the middle. Now I just need to find other places, too!

 

[PacificBlue]

PacificBlue's List of Sexual To Do's

1. Have sex in three or more positions in one session
2. Have sex continuously for 1 hour or more
3. Devote an entire day to sex and sexual activity
4. Have someone complain that we are being too loud having sex
5. Have my sexual technique/style/skill openly praised
6. Bring my partner to orgasm using only my hands
7. Have sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)
8. Have sex while both standing up
9. Receive oral sex from a man
10. Use position number 69
11. Intentionally swallow semen
12. Awaken my partner by performing oral sex on him
13. Use whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes
14. Use ice for sexual purposes
15. Completely shave off my pubic hair (I've seen the threads for magic lotion)
16. Have sex in a public place
17. Have sex outdoors at night
18. Have sex outdoors in direct, unshadowed sunlight
19. Have sex in a stationary car
20. Have sex while myself or my partner is driving
21. Become a member of the mile high club
22. Have sex in a classroom, office, or other place of work (not a private residence)
23. Have sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public
24. Have sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean...)
25. Have sex in a stairwell or elevator
26. See a live professional stripper
27. Commit an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking...)
28. Masturbate in someone else's presence
29. Be blindfolded during sex


Where to start??? hmmmmmm

 

[Beebeeblue]

Re: PacificBlue's List of Sexual To Do's

9. Receive oral sex from a man
10. Use position number 69

Im sorry.

 

[Dillinger]

You answered "yes" to 55 of 100 questions, making you 45.0% sex100 pure (55.0% sex100 corrupt).

What a tramp! I guess I like it right down the middle. Now I just need to find other places, too!

Funny - its right up your middle I'd love to do it... in many many places.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: PacificBlue's List of Sexual To Do's

1. Have sex in three or more positions in one session
2. Have sex continuously for 1 hour or more
3. Devote an entire day to sex and sexual activity
4. Have someone complain that we are being too loud having sex
5. Have my sexual technique/style/skill openly praised
6. Bring my partner to orgasm using only my hands
7. Have sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)
8. Have sex while both standing up
9. Receive oral sex from a man
10. Use position number 69
11. Intentionally swallow semen
12. Awaken my partner by performing oral sex on him
13. Use whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes
14. Use ice for sexual purposes
15. Completely shave off my pubic hair (I've seen the threads for magic lotion)
16. Have sex in a public place
17. Have sex outdoors at night
18. Have sex outdoors in direct, unshadowed sunlight
19. Have sex in a stationary car
20. Have sex while myself or my partner is driving
21. Become a member of the mile high club
22. Have sex in a classroom, office, or other place of work (not a private residence)
23. Have sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public
24. Have sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean...)
25. Have sex in a stairwell or elevator
26. See a live professional stripper
27. Commit an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking...)
28. Masturbate in someone else's presence
29. Be blindfolded during sex

Where to start??? hmmmmmm

Hmmm... I'd say start at the beginning and work your way through them one at a time... preferrably all in one night.

 

[Stonedagger]

hummmm

You answered "yes" to 63 of 100 questions, making you 37.0% sex100 pure (63.0% sex100 corrupt).

Well not anything I didn't know - play football for a university and see how many women who never in their life if you didn't play sports have sex with you!

 

[ManOSafety]

uh-oh, I'm 66% pure...my virgin eyes are even more shocked by what I see here than I thought...

 

[Silverlily]

uh-oh

between 69 and 72% corrupted

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: PacificBlue's List of Sexual To Do's

Hmmm... I'd say start at the beginning and work your way through them one at a time... preferrably all in one night.

Do you know if Costco sells an economy size of Astroglide or a mega package of condoms...might need them if I plan to complete the entire list in one night!

hee, hee, hee

 

[ohiobbw]

I took the non-virgin test first (I'm a virgin) and I got
"You answered "yes" to 5 of 100 questions, making you 95.0% sex100 pure (5.0% sex100 corrupt). "


Then I took the Dr. Suess test. And I got
"You answered "yes" to 0 of 50 questions, making you 100.0% sexually pure (0.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 100.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 35%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test."

Then the virgin purity test, aka The All-New "Don't laugh at my score" Purity Test For the Totally Sexually Clueless.
I got "You answered "yes" to 87 of 132 questions, making you 34.1% sexually pure (65.9% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 34.1% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 113826 other submissions for this test."

Much better!

 

[beckbabe]

69 % corrupt. I can live with that.