sex with your pets

[Tony]

HA! GOTCHA!
Its not what you think.
can anyone here have sex with your pets looking on? Im talking mainly about a dog or a cat, just sitting there staring at you while your trying to get your freak on.
As for me...no way! REX or FIFI must go to the other room.

Tony,
formerly; turgid t.

 

[Cyra_3]

My cat's a right little pervert, she just sits there looking very confused. If we push her off the bed she just jumps straight back on again i don't like it much but we really don't have a choice in the matter.

 

[Neoapril]

LMAO @ Tony (formerly Turgid T)

You got me! I was barging in here ready to go off on whatever freak was being freaky today! LOL I'll have to watch out for you!

Hubby and I did manage to have sex a couple of times with one or the other of the cats on the bed with us. Usually they just curl up at the foot of the bed with their backs to us. Once, though, we got a bit carried away and rolled on top of my little Baby! (her name, btw) Man, was she mad! Ever since then, she leaves the room when we get nekkid. But it's difficult for me when they're there. I keep wanting to stop and pet them, because they're soooo cute!

 

[Bigdog]

Welcome Tony!

We have four dogs that sleep in our bedroom. I can handle being watched, but the coaching sometimes drives me nuts!

 

[Guest]

You're having sex with my pets!? Oh sorry, I misunderstood the subject. I have to cover the fish tank I'm so shy.

 

[CreamyLady]

The Cat sat in His corner of my bed and hissed at my friend, who looked at me and said, "Right. Motel it is."

Eventually, The Cat would share the bed, after we finished making love, wedging himself between us. He would acknowledge Don as a source of heat, but nothing else, and would occasionally hiss at Don to keep the lesson fresh.

Don never did get used to my rising at 5:30 to feed The Cat, so -- motel it is.

I think The Cat thought the whole process vaguely revolting, and upsetting to His arrangements. I don't think He watched.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Originally posted by bigdog:
We have four dogs that sleep in our bedroom. I can handle being watched, but the coaching sometimes drives me nuts!

I wouldn't have thought it would have been the coaching... more the shoving in an attempt to takeover completely (like my daughter Jenna?)

da chef

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Funny, Tony. You don't konw how close you came....

Anyhoo -- I HATE having the pets watch me. I knew a girl who gave her cat the run of the loft, and the damn thing would always run across my back at the wrong moment. Why is it that cats suddenly have to be on the other side of the room, like, NOW?

 

[Shylady]

cats have important nap attacks just waiting for them on the other side of the room. I thought everyone knew that!

 

[Sammyjo]

Ok...once while masturbating, thinking I'm alone, of course...here comes the cat. I lost the mood immediately...so, no...I don't think I could have a pet watch while I'm having sex.

 

[*Eve*]

I had an ex once with a couple cats who would come in the room while we were having sex and the damn things would jump on the bed in the middle of it and just watch us. It was a bit creepy and killed the mood.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Dionysus and I are sure that our 22# lump o'cat is actually making a documentary of us and all of our habits...He watches too closely when we are "playing" and has made gagging noises once or twice...as soon as he is allowed on the bed he sits on our heads and cleans himself-very romantic,really adds to the mood.

 

[Merelan]

reason 1,927 to hate cats.......

 

[RonG]

Being a parent with small children, sex means locking the bedroom door and occasionally one of our cats gets locked in. Unfortunately, they immediately use this as a reason to go over to the window seat and look out the window by pulling the curtains back - at perfect height to show my wife and I off to the neighbors.

The cats, of course, feign innocence when I yell at them or try to get them to move. I know better - it is an important part of some sinister plot to increase my stress level and reduce my life span so that they can have more room in bed to sleep at night.

 

[Thumper]

If I get a cat does that mean I will get laid???? Well at least I could say I got some "pussy" at home eh? Sereiously I have a cat and the only time I get woke up by a desiring pussy is when he desires to go outside...usually around 3AM when I am mid dream...

 

[Thumper]

"Seriously" even...