Sex with Ginger

[radepor]

Discovered an entirely new approach to sex today; being double fucked by a ginger-root.

What's double fucked - you ask? A male, like me, with a slim, shaved finger of a ginger root inserted urethrally and a much longer, thicker root inserted anally. Better yet, both, simultaneously.

Unlike cinnamon, which has literally burned the skin off my penis in the past; ginger root causes a "civilized" burning that raises one's temperature in a pleasant way.

I highly recommend we humans engage in (safe) recreational sex as opposed to reproductive sex (why? too many humans). I believe we'll all being happier.

My wife passed away eight years ago. Since then, I've learned/taught myself some very extraordinary methods of meeting my sexual needs. (Note: as much as you, me and anyone else may want to deny it; we all need sex, occasionally, just as we need to eat, sleep or breath.)

If you're at all inclined to engage in sex with a vegetable; I'd highly recommend the humble ginger root.

 

[FurryFury]

Plus Ginger does everything backwards . . .

 

[radepor]

Disclaimer

God. I forgot to offer the mandatory disclaimer.

Do not insert ginger root into urethra which is so thin it can break off and remain lodged in the urethra. Do not insert ginger root into anus which is so thin it remains (aw, screw it; you have to explain to an emergency room doctor why you have a ginger root lodged in your ass.)

Use some common (freakin') sense and you'll be fine.

Discovered an entirely new approach to sex today; being double fucked by a ginger-root.

What's double fucked - you ask? A male, like me, with a slim, shaved finger of a ginger root inserted urethrally and a much longer, thicker root inserted anally. Better yet, both, simultaneously.

Unlike cinnamon, which has literally burned the skin off my penis in the past; ginger root causes a "civilized" burning that raises one's temperature in a pleasant way.

I highly recommend we humans engage in (safe) recreational sex as opposed to reproductive sex (why? too many humans). I believe we'll all being happier.

My wife passed away eight years ago. Since then, I've learned/taught myself some very extraordinary methods of meeting my sexual needs. (Note: as much as you, me and anyone else may want to deny it; we all need sex, occasionally, just as we need to eat, sleep or breath.)

If you're at all inclined to engage in sex with a vegetable; I'd highly recommend the humble ginger root.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

I am more partial to Mary Anne

 

[Corylea]

Insertion of ginger for sexual purposes is popular enough that it has its own verb -- doing this is called "figging" -- googling that word can probably get you stories, advice, discussions, etc.


(I've never done this to anyone or had it done to me. Sliced ginger root (like in stir-fries) makes me nauseous, though I have no trouble with dried, powdered ginger (like in gingerbread). Yes, I know, ginger is supposed to be a treatment for nausea; perhaps it's one of those like-cures-like things. Anyway, if it produces nausea in my stomach, I'm not sure I want to see what effect it has on me elsewhere....)

 

[FurryFury]

My disclaimer would be don't rinse the ginger as it will kill the burn if you do.

Also DO wash your hands after using the ginger and before touching your eyes.

 

[mistressmaxine]

My disclaimer would be don't rinse the ginger as it will kill the burn if you do.

Also DO wash your hands after using the ginger and before touching your eyes.

Been there, done that.....ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[missginger2177]

Plus Ginger does everything backwards . . .

HEY NOW PEOPLE








OH, wait. You guys weren't talking about me. Sorry. *backs out of thread blushing*

 

[FurryFury]

HEY NOW PEOPLE








OH, wait. You guys weren't talking about me. Sorry. *backs out of thread blushing*

LMAO!

 

[Etoile]

Note: as much as you, me and anyone else may want to deny it; we all need sex, occasionally, just as we need to eat, sleep or breath.

I don't think anybody around here is denying it, or even wants to.

 

[LittleMissMafia]

I am more partial to Mary Anne

very true. your jpeg of the bug has me itching to put my fist through my screen in an attempt to squash it lol

 

[Dirk1958]

Urethrally inserted ginger causes me very little sensation. I left it in place awhile with no discernable change. I let it age and it didn't help.

However ..... with an insertion in place I feel ... emasculated. My cock, my always faithful companion, is rendered useless. I resign myself to giving the best oral possible to my wife for as long as she wants.