Sex with a dog

Dingo_Triplesix

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No no, not what you think!

I´m musing about a story with a normal, vanilla sex scene, but seen through the eyes (and nose) of the dog of the couple. He is not part of the action, just a (involuntary and desinterested) witness. The interesting point is the perception, as a dogs senses work differently from human ones.

What do you think?

1) Would this pass the LIT bestiality rule (I guess yes, it isn´t bestiality after all)

2) Would readers probably be offended nevertheless?

3) Would this angle of perception and storytelling be interesting? As the dog is not active itself, all the inner feelings of the protagonists would have to be told indirectly by the smell, doings and sounds, the dog is able to be aware of.
 
I'm sure this exact question has been raised here before.
 
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This is akin to "What if a 16 year old watches two people having sex but isn't having sex with them?"

Nope, nope, nope, and nope. No real animals, no underage kids, because even if the dog isn't a part of the action, the dog is still a part of the action by being there.

But, you do have the non-human and you can spin it into a werewolf or dog-like animal or monster who's enjoying a free show from some campers before either attacking them or just moving on. Try that?
 
well, as soon as you describe thoughts / emotions of the dog it is clear that it is not a normal dog.
 
How can a dog express its viewpoint in English, or any other human created language?
 
How can a dog express its viewpoint in English, or any other human created language?

If writing in third person you can write an animal's thoughts, I have done it a couple of times.

In one of my stories, an annoying girl brings her dog (a large German Shepherd) along to her boyfriend's family's farm for Christmas. The dog makes a nuisance of itself and finds a large pen containing the chickens and ducks. I describe the dog's fascination with these mysterious birds and how it thinks they look delicious and it runs back and forth along the fence, barking and trying to gain entry, sending the chickens into a blind panic.

In another a nerd and a jock swap bodies, and the jock's family have a bull terrier dog. I describe the dog's confusion with a person that looks, sounds and smells like the son of its owners, but knows it is not, the dog repeatedly growling at the nerd masquerading as the jock. Finally the dog has had enough of this imposter and chases him up a tree.
 
well, as soon as you describe thoughts / emotions of the dog it is clear that it is not a normal dog.

Nobody who has ever owned a pet would think that they don't have thoughts and emotions. Now how much so we'll never actually know.

If it weren't a normal dog because it has thoughts and emotions. . .trust me Laurel wouldn't let that fly. And I've been here and written/read enough stuff here to know that some rules can be bent, others broken to quote the great Morpheus. That's one I wouldn't touch with a teen foot pole.

If you handled it well you could probably get away with doggy cam.
 
What about a couple who adopt a rescue dog. They discover that for some reason, if it is in their room, it narks every time they orgasm. So they start locking it out of their room to make love.

Then they hear barking from their 18 year old daughter's room...
 
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