Sex when away from home.

[snooper]

Does anyone think this little cameo (sent to me as a joke) would work up into a story? If so - go to it.

An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to have s*x with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound – and it was fantastic the night before – so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders abeer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him.She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne.
“So am I,” she says, “What suburb in Melbourne.”
“Glen Iris,” he says.
“That’s amazing,” she says, “So am I – what street?”
“Cameo street,” he says.
“This is unbelievable,” she says, “What number?”
He says, “Number 20,” and she is astonished.
“You are not going to believe this,” she says, “I’m from number 22 and parents still live there!”
“I know,” he says, “Your father gave me $1,000 to give you!”
He who drinks Australian – thinks Australian!

 

[sirhugs]

Does anyone think this little cameo (sent to me as a joke) would work up into a story? If so - go to it.

An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to have s*x with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound – and it was fantastic the night before – so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders abeer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him.She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne.
“So am I,” she says, “What suburb in Melbourne.”
“Glen Iris,” he says.
“That’s amazing,” she says, “So am I – what street?”
“Cameo street,” he says.
“This is unbelievable,” she says, “What number?”
He says, “Number 20,” and she is astonished.
“You are not going to believe this,” she says, “I’m from number 22 and parents still live there!”
“I know,” he says, “Your father gave me $1,000 to give you!”
He who drinks Australian – thinks Australian!

so how do they get Dad to pay for the horneymoon?

 

[Monazwx]

I like it the way it is.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

Re: Re: Sex when away from home.

so how do they get Dad to pay for the horneymoon?

Dad did not pay for the honeymoon ....

I know a similar (exactly the same) joke, with some small changes.

Josh visits the house of his best friend, Bill. Jessica, Bills lovely wife opens the door.
"Hello Josh. I am sorry, but Bill is not here right now. He will not be back until 8 pm."
"Well, I didn't come because of Bill. I am coming because of you. You know, all during highschool, I was so hot for you - but I never dared to flirt with you. And then, you married my best friend Bill. But I am still hot for you. I always dreamed about having sex with you. Please, I only want to have sex with you, once."

"Josh, I really like you, and you are surely a hot guy. But I can't cheat on Bill.

"You see, I expected that. So all the time, I saved my money to make you a special offer. I give you $10.000 if you have sex with me. And of course, Bill will never know about it"

Jessica starts to think. Josh is really hot, and she could need the money. So she agrees .... they go to the bedroom, and Josh fucks her really good. After that, he gives her the $10.000 and leaves.

Later that day, Bill comes home. "Hi Jessica. Did Josh visit you today ?"
She is really surprised. How could he know ? Slowly she replies "Y-Y-Yes".

"And did he give you $10.000 ?"

Now Jessica is totally shocked. "Y-Y-Yes, he did."

"You see, I always told you. Josh is a fine guy. Last week, I borrowed him the $10.000, and he promised that he will give it back today. And so he did ....."



However, I think the version with the australians is better (even though, it's hard to believe that the Aussie girl she doesn't know the guy, since he is her neighbor)

 

[flawed_ethics]

Either way, it makes for a good laugh. I had to read it twice, I didn't catch it the first time, but when I did, LOL!

Would make for an interesting twist on the whole 'secret crush' story line. Only problem, for me anyways, is that if the punchline were given at the beginning, I would think the story boring. Run-of-the-mill. If it were at the end, as it is in the joke(s), I would feel cheated. Oh well.

 

[snooper]

Re: Re: Re: Sex when away from home.

... even though, it's hard to believe that the Aussie girl she doesn't know the guy, since he is her neighbor)

His folks moved in after she left for wherever the bar is.