SEX University with Professors phoenyx & roxanne69 Week 1; Sex Talk

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Exercise 1: Touch and Tell
Lie down in bed, get very comfortable, and begin a genital caress. As you touch yourself, say whatever comes to your mind. Let it come out in a stream of consciousness. Try not to censor anything. Your stream might include moans, grunts, words, sentence fragments, random thoughts, descriptions of your body, descriptions of what you are doing, descriptions of what you are feeling, or descriptions of fantasies that are being triggered by your caresses. Caress yourself for at least fifteen minutes, and try to keep talking the entire time, even if the only thing that comes out of your mouth is gobbledy-gook. It doesn't matter if you are being silly, serious, outrageous, or incomprehensible. You don't need to make a single bit of sense. All you need to do is let yourself go....

Exercise 2: Expletive Not Deleted
Open a notebook to a fresh page and get ready for a little more brainstorming. What I want you to do is write down as many sexy verbs as you can think of, placing an asterisk next to the ones that turn you on the most.

I'll help you get started. Try these: kiss, lick, nibble, tease, screw, bite, touch, suck, play, eat, chew, push, pull, brush, taste, rub, grind, stick, jam, blow, squeeze, fondle, smell, caress, grab, hump, swallow, spank, drink, thrust. Get the idea? Now it's your turn. If you're starting to blush, remember that all of these words can be found in the Scrabble Word Dictionary. Hopefully, you'll also think of a few that can't be.

Once you have completed your list I want you to practice saying these verbs out loud. Start with the first word on the list, kiss. Mouth the word silently a few times. Then try saying it in the lowest of whispers. Gradually build from there. Experiment with all different kinds of affect too. Once you have comfortably reached a stage whisper, move on to the next verb on your list and begin again. Proceed in this fashion through your entire list, paying special attention to the ones you've marked with an asterisk.

Exercise 3: Wet and Nasty
Turn to a fresh page in your notebook. This time, I want you to write down as many sexy adjectives as you can think of, placing an asterisk next to the ones that turn you on the most. Once again,

I'll help you get started: juicy, big, soft, wet, hot, lovely, aching, gorgeous, sweet, slippery, greedy, magnificent, nasty, tasty, hard, round, firm, wild, luscious, erect, tight, huge, naked, steamy, bare, throbbing, strong, swollen, stiff, gentle, raging, hungry. Don't be embarrassed. You'll see at least one or two of these words every week in your newspaper's crossword puzzle.

After you have completed your list I want you to practice saying these adjectives out loud. Start with the first one on your list: juicy. Mouth it silently a few times. Now say it over and over again in the lowest of whispers. Gradually build from there until you have comfortably reached a stage whisper. Proceed in this fashion through every sexy adjective on your list, paying special attention to your favorites.
 
I believe you'd get more of a response if you provide a visual.
 
SexyWench said:
I believe you'd get more of a response if you provide a visual.
I dont want to scare them away....besides how do you visual sex talk
 
*rushes in panting*

Sorry I'm late. I'll get to work right away.
(Wants to be the teacher's pet). :D

*opens notebook*
 
Thanks for the first lesson and just like every other good professor you didn't give homework on the first night..er day of class.
 
Mona said:
*rushes in panting*

Sorry I'm late. I'll get to work right away.
(Wants to be the teacher's pet). :D

*opens notebook*

*SPANK*
Dont let it happen again
 
Ljbonobo said:
Thanks for the first lesson and just like every other good professor you didn't give homework on the first night..er day of class.
I forgot... Assignment is to write a short 3 paragraph story with the words you came up with.
 
Very good professor, I shall notify the board of your educational efforts and reccommend you for tenure.
 
15 minutes at least... Verbs... Adjectives... A short 3 paragraph story...
Dang! I'd better get to work on that then...
 
Now don't forget that the best one will be read aloud for the class.
 
A very good point.

For sheer effectiveness, nothing beats creating word-pictures.

Don't just dish out actions. Describe how body parts look, react to touch. Describe your position, or changing motions.

Show it.

For example:

I turn to SexyWench, tilting my head ever so slightly as I place the merest breath of a kiss upon her exposed throat.

Hearing her breathy response, I proceed to trace a phantom line of soft but increasingly wet kisses down her neck, onto her shoulder and finally onto her collarbone.

Feeling her ribs rise with her arching back, I wrap my arms about her. Supporting her back, as I begin to drape a ring of kisses about her hardening nipple.

See.

That you can begin to visualize.

Thank you SexyWench, for your cooperation :rose:
 
Oscuridad said:
A very good point.

For sheer effectiveness, nothing beats creating word-pictures.

Don't just dish out actions. Describe how body parts look, react to touch. Describe your position, or changing motions.

Show it.

For example:

I turn to SexyWench, tilting my head ever so slightly as I place the merest breath of a kiss upon her exposed throat.

Hearing her breathy response, I proceed to trace a phantom line of soft but increasingly wet kisses down her neck, onto her shoulder and finally onto her collarbone.

Feeling her ribs rise with her arching back, I wrap my arms about her. Supporting her back, as I begin to drape a ring of kisses about her hardening nipple.

See.

That you can begin to visualize.

Thank you SexyWench, for your cooperation :rose:

.... and you stopped there? Tease!
 
Oscuridad said:
:eek:

Okay, I'll play nice :rose:

Okay, but I think you're in the wrong class anyways. You better ask the Professors where Teasing 101 is being held!
 
I teach that class.

*offended*

I guess I must be losing my touch.
 
Oscuridad said:
I teach that class.

*offended*

I guess I must be losing my touch.

Since you used me for the demo, am I teacher's pet! *bats eyes*
 
Would you like to become my full time TA?

Instuction is so much easier with a partner, and much more attractive than my diagrams.
 
Okay I'll be your TA but what are the perks? Do I get to look under the cape <crosses fingers>?
 
It would be hard to avoid during the lesson on "Teasing your orally-fixated partner with promises of fellatio"

Not to mention the lesson on "Shallow fucking to make them want it deep"

We will need to prepare for these, you see?
 
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