Sex Toy Party!

[TN_Vixen]

I'm going to attend a sex-toy party on Friday night. Has anyone else attended one of these? I went to one years ago. Usually there's a period where all the merchandise is shown around and then you are spirited off to a little room alone with the representative, you are able to purchase your products discreetly and carry it out in a brown paper bag so that no one knows what you bought.

Any suggestions on what I should buy? *smiling*

 

[Mistress]

Buy me something will ya!

 

[SweetCherry]

Buy me something will ya!

Yeah, what she said!

 

[Mistress]

Yeah, what she said!

Hmm Sweet Cherry come to KY, and we wont need toys hehehhe

 

[SweetCherry]

Woohoo!

I'm on my way, Misty. I'll bring the handcuffs and my tongue!

 

[Mistress]

Woohoo!

I'm on my way, Misty. I'll bring the handcuffs and my tongue!

quivers!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Bu me.

I'm cheap and sluty.

And a pretty good bang for the buck.

 

[SweetCherry]

Heck, I dunno if I should tho, considering you already got 2 women on leashes.

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: Bu me.

I'm cheap and sluty.

And a pretty good bang for the buck.

I'll buy ya Sparky. I like cheap and easy!

 

[indyweasel]

Hell I'm free...

 

[SweetCherry]

Hell I'm free...

Hell, Indy, you're even cheaper than Sparky!

 

[indyweasel]

Opps.. i should have said I'm free for the right women..

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Opps.. i should have said I'm free for the right women..

No, you're just free

 

[indyweasel]

ok.. I give.. you two win..




ME!!!!

 

[SweetCherry]

Woohoo! LRD, wanna share? Do ya want the top or the bottom?

Ya know, there has to be a joke in there somewhere.

A weasel, a cherry and a little red devil walk into a bar......

 

[LittleRedDevil]

A duck walks into a hardware store...

and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The man behind the counter says, "No."

the next day the duck comes back and says, "Got any grapes?"

The man behind the counter says, "No."

The duck comes back again the third day and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The man behind the counter says, "No. And if you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I'm gonna staple your feet to the floor."

The next day the duck comes in and asks, "Got any staples?"

The man behind the counter says, "No."

"Got any grapes?"

*crickets*

Ah well.