Sex Toy 'Loot Box'

[TheRedChamber]

So, I'm toying* with the following story idea. My recurring nerd couple are watching YouTube videos of people unboxing random lots of video games (if you don't know, this is a thing...you send in say $50 dollars and they send you a box with, say, 20 random PS2 games in it - mostly total rubbish or FIFA 01, FIFA 02, and FIFA 03 etc.). The girl has the idea of wondering if people do the same thing for sex toys. A brief Internet search later and it turns out that they do. A week later a box full of random toys from a closing down store arrive.

So what's in the box?

There's a few items I'm pretty sure of - stuff my MCs would never buy but the girl will now insist are played with - cock cages, cock rings, and a penis pump as well as some trangender themed stuff (padded bras, 'tucking' underwear, wigs etc). An of course a chocolate edible penis.

But what else? I'm open to more suggestions. Anything you've ever seen on the shelf and thought, who would actually buy this?

(*pun intended but way too premature)

P.S. If I use your idea, I'll credit you on the story unless you beg me not to...

 

[TheWritingGroup]

One of those "just a woman's butt and pussy with no body or legs" doll things? Or the (to this non-foot fetishist) bizarre "foot with a vagina in it" toys?

-Rocco

 

[Katie_Mae]

Nipple clamps
Slimline butt plug
Sex-acts dice
Pink fuzzy handcuffs which break annoyingly-easily

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Edible underwear (always a ladies' thong)

Pasta in cock-with-balls shapes

Cute furry totally useless cuffs

Sexy forfeits game

A tiny crappy vibrator, either disguised as a lipstick or in a cute coffin-shaped box labelled 'death by sex'. (I've received both those as freebies with other purchases)

Bra with holes for nipples, made from cheap nylon.

 

[OnlyHappyEndings]

There's an attractive couple on "Extreme Unboxing". Seem sophisticated. The man looks significantly older than the woman. One time they were going through a pallet and unexpectedly found a collection of returned sex toys. 'Ick,' I thought. But I did get a perverse pleasure watching them talk about and handle the objects.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Nipple clamps

Eureka. You didn't know it, but you've just given me the ending. Now, I just need the gooey middle.

Pink fuzzy handcuffs which break annoyingly-easily

Cute furry totally useless cuffs

You two shop in the same place then?

Keep them coming/cumming.

 

[XerXesXu]

A butt-plug tail.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Elastic strings ‘flogger’
Edible body paint
Wrong-sized latex clothing
Tiny blindfold (75-90% coverage) with ribbons to ‘hold in place’
Cheap printed cotton singlets or panties with typos - Dady’s Toy, LickM e, Insert Tong Here

 

[Erozetta]

Gluck Gluck male masturbator. Specifically because of the brand name (I've only seen it at one shop.) I could absolutely see a YouTube unboxing couple doing inappropriate things with a male masturbator and a dildo to "see what happens."

 

[StillStunned]

There are sex toy advent calendars, in various price ranges. They usually include a picture of the previous year's contents.

 

[Devinter]

A sex-themed board game. Only, it's actually haunted. "On this square, you must wallow, until you suck and swallow." Queue the jungle drums.

 

[Lucien_Al]

There was a program on UK TV where couples got give a sex toy box with various vibes, dildoes, bondage stuff etc. Was good fun to hear the feedback on what they thought of them. I will see if I can get the name.

 

[TheLobster]

A sex-themed board game. Only, it's actually haunted. "On this square, you must wallow, until you suck and swallow." Queue [sic] the jungle drums.

Ah yes, the half-legendary, much coveted and oft warned-about game of Cumanji.

Don’t start it, unless you intend to finish.

 

[Lifestyle66]

A butt-plug tail.

That's what came to mind when I read this.

My wife and I were in Key West for Fantasy Fest, and she bought raffle tickets at a group meeting. She won one of the prizes, And it was a butt plug tail in rainbow colors.

Later that evening, I saw a young lady in body paint on Duval Street wearing one of those tails.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Flavored lube
Ball stretcher
Cast-your-own-dildo kit
Glow-in-the-dark condoms

 

[AlexBailey]

If it was a liquidation sale for a sex toy retailer the boxes would have to include some of those things that are way too big for the average anatomy to take.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Coochie casting kit - either in plaster for posterity or in chocolate for eating her out in absentia...

 

[GrushaVashnadze]

Does it have to be a real sex toy, or can I invent one? In this chapter set in 2050, I feature a high-tech "Auto Dildo": Alison Goes to London ch. 16 And in this chapter, a Bates Butts "Auto Plus Plug": Alison Goes to London ch. 14

 

[Lifestyle66]

I had a geek create a new toy two years ago in the 3.2K word story "AI Era: Her New Toy".

The MC used a headband for neural feedback remote control of a special vibrator for his wife to test. He found her later after she endured an hour-long orgasm, with the device edging her the entire time, and she was unable to stop it.

After he stopped the control program and stopped the toy, he knew he had to modify the control program. She recovered and "Jan said in a tired but excited voice, "Let me know when you're ready for another test.""

 

[StillStunned]

If we're talking fictional sex toys, then I give you... the Sensationaliser!

It was the best sex toy Dolly had ever had. Even after a month, she was using her Sensationaliser every chance she got, pleasuring herself again and again until her body couldn't take any more.

Her friend Dix had told her about it. "There's a cock that goes inside you, that you can enlarge or shrink. And a sort of tail that teases your arse. And..." here Dix tailed off, eyes closing and a blissful look appearing on her face.

"And...?"

Dix opened her eyes and smiled. "And the suction bit will make you swear off men -- and women! -- forever." She gave a sigh. "I'd marry mine, if I didn't already have a husband."

Dolly had been sceptical. She loved sex -- touching and feeling another person, smelling their scent, tasting their body, sharing their warmth. No lifeless toy could possibly replace that.

And yet here she was, a month later, and it seemed the Sensationaliser had barely left her pussy. Climax after climax it had given her, in every way possible. It teased and pleased her, it fingered her, filled her, fucked her, sucked her. It brought her to the brink, held her there, then let her crash over, again and again.

And when she had enough, all it asked was to be put in its charging cradle. It didn't snore, or hog the bed, or wander off for a piss. It did its job and didn't complain.

- One Orgasm At A Time

 

[TheRedChamber]

My original intention was that there were enough crazy real sex toys that I didn't need to go around inventing new ones. The series is somewhat grounded in reality...somewhat.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

If it was a liquidation sale for a sex toy retailer the boxes would have to include some of those things that are way too big for the average anatomy to take.

Or the other way, for male masturbators--too small for a normal organ to fit into comfortably.

-Rocco

 

[TheLobster]

Or the other way, for male masturbators--too small for a normal organ to fit into comfortably.

-Rocco

An organ that’s normal for Literotica wouldn’t even fit through the box that the toy comes in!

 

[SimonDoom]

Sybian
Double-ended dildo
Hitachi wand with attachments (like a latex tongue)
Clit clip
Jewel butt plug
Foxtail butt plug
Rabbit dildo/vibrator
Ben Wa balls
Tantaly sex doll with penis (or with vagina)

 

[Trionyx]

I had a geek create a new toy two years ago in the 3.2K word story "AI Era: Her New Toy".

The MC used a headband for neural feedback remote control of a special vibrator for his wife to test. He found her later after she endured an hour-long orgasm, with the device edging her the entire time, and she was unable to stop it.

After he stopped the control program and stopped the toy, he knew he had to modify the control program. She recovered and "Jan said in a tired but excited voice, "Let me know when you're ready for another test.""

Sounds a lot like my story though I swear I was unaware of yours when I wrote it. AI Era: The Big O The FMC became addicted to the test model her husband had brought home from his work.