Sex tips for men...GB style

[ms_ann_thrope]

Oral sex has absolutely nothing to do with talking about your mother.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Three minutes seems like an eternity if your face is on fire. Sex? Not so much.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

While reciting baseball stats as a delaying technique, please refrain from doing the wave.

 

[Aella_]

Hahaaha! This thread.


Don't blurt, accidentally, your mom's name during sex.

 

[Aella_]

Stop being so mummy whipped and grow some balls
or you ain't getting any

 

[smoothg103rd]

The fuck?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The fuck?

What's your best kept sex secret?

 

[Aella_]

Gals, next time you meet the boyz
try not to shake their hand.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If we want you to know if we came we will let you know.

 

[stickygirl]

The rhythm method has nothing to do with good bed springs

 

[stickygirl]

Having a big dick is great, but you don't have to use all of it

 

[PoppingTom]

http://data6.blog.de/media/088/4367088_e9fee2262d_l.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

What's your best kept sex secret?

Not sure I understandthe question.

 

[PoppingTom]

Not sure I understandthe question.

Because you can only fuck girls, not be with them.

 

[lovecraft68]

Oral sex has absolutely nothing to do with talking about your mother.

These people would disagree

https://www.literotica.com/c/taboo-sex-stories

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

These people would disagree

https://www.literotica.com/c/taboo-sex-stories

People disagree with me all the time. They are wrong.

 

[Aella_]

"Your Penis May Be a 'Grower' or a 'Show-er'"
[ www.webmd.com/men/guide/8-things-you-did-not-know-about-your-penis ]

"Among men, there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length.

Research showed that shorter flaccid penises tend to gain about twice as much length as longer flaccid penises."

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Hot, sticky sex does not mean finger me with your chicken wing fingers.

 

[Smoottg103]

Ann only friend be the biggest loser paki ahahahahahaaaa!

 

[Libsam]

When you find that involuntary leg spasm spot while flicking the bean with tongue or finger, don't keep hitting it up, it's not pleasant, and I'm not a dog.

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/544fde896bb3f7bf0eb3adc7/dog2.gif

 

[Smoottg103]

Why Ann b giving himself sex tips? H néed a life

 

[Beco]

Hahaaha! This thread.


Don't blurt, accidentally, your mom's name during sex.

or some other woman's name......the current women underneath you will not be pleased!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Hot, sticky sex does not mean finger me with your chicken wing fingers.

But does it include maple syrup or chocolate sauce or maybe just chocolate, or even ice cream?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

or some other woman's name......the current women underneath you will not be pleased!

I disagree, hold her arms down and tight and hang on for the ride of your life!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

But does it include maple syrup or chocolate sauce or maybe just chocolate, or even ice cream?

If we tell you that's it's ok, then it's ok.