Sex Terrorism

[TWB]

Ok ok. this is my last strange news post:


Police, examining remnants of a pipe bomb in East Haven Conn., concluded that the pipe bomb that blew up a pickup truck was constructed out of a 12-inch dildo (East Haven, Conn.).



Explosive orgasms?
Where do I get one?

 

[juicygirl]

I always wanted to be a sexual terrorist. And on that note I turn a thousand.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I always wanted to be a sexual terrorist. And on that note I turn a thousand.

well your looking great for your age

 

[TWB]

I always wanted to be a sexual terrorist. And on that note I turn a thousand.

So glad you chose to lose triple digits on my thread.

*rubbing toe in sand*

Shucks.

 

[juicygirl]

My pleasure.

 

[MechaBlade]

If only we all could lose our titular cherry to TWB.

 

[Zircon]

Congrats, juicygirl,

I wonder if a fake cherry might work as well as a real one with TWB's threads....

Z

 

[APhil]

OK

I think it was Chris Rock who said something about the next big disease after AIDS would be so bad, a guy would just stick his dick in and it explodes.

 

[juicygirl]

Well you guys could always talk to Laurel about getting your titular hymens sewn back up.

 

[Laurel]

They could?


*gets out her needle & thread*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Tweet you cant sew.

Not with both hands there especially!

 

[Laurel]

I'm very coordinated...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Anyone up for a double fisting?

 

[juicygirl]

Not until you're sewn back up. Kinda of disgusting practice, but there were women who did that for the little girls of the nobility who just really dug the stable boy. MMMmm!!! stable boy.

 

[juicygirl]

Chef for double fisting you need a lot of lube and some drugs that are I believe illegal. Otherwise no on is going to get loose enough to do that. Are your fingernails clipped yet? That better not be crisco I see.

 

[juicygirl]

I really want to bump foreheads with Laurels new kitties.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Chef for double fisting you need a lot of lube and some drugs that are I believe illegal. Otherwise no on is going to get loose enough to do that. Are your fingernails clipped yet? That better not be crisco I see.

Blame laurel, its her idea.

Yes my fingernails are clipped.

 

[scylis]

*putting on rubber glove*

*snaaaap!!*

 

[juicygirl]

no popper no playee. Me and my big mouth!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You seriously did?

It had to be a woman... two male wrists are just a lil much.

 

[juicygirl]

Well I've certainly seen it done. But you are certainly right that small glove sizes are essential unless you really want to hurt the fistee.

 

[Laurel]

I'll just use a couple well-placed fingers, jg.

 

[juicygirl]

Cool kitty kat. That is never too much. This is why Laurel is the best.

 

[scylis]

a guy just can't compete with the Kitty Mama. just can't win.

 

[juicygirl]

Well she is Kitty Mama after all.