ReBeLBeLLe
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I'm sure many of you have seen surveys similar to this in your email boxes. This is one I've had for quite some time and it gave me and my friends a laugh or two. I figured this was probably a good place to share it once again. Have fun ladies and gentleman....answer seriously, or jokingly, but most of all...have fun doing it.
FS
1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
2)Has it changed since then?
3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
6)Do you use one or two hands?
7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
25)What is you favorite position during sex?
26)Have you had sex in a shower?
27)Have you had sex standing up?
28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?
30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?
37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?
43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
FS
1)What was the sex listed on your birth certificate when you were born?
2)Has it changed since then?
3)If you could be the opposite sex during lovemaking, what would you do differently that one of the opposite sex doesn't do?
4)What is your biggest complaint about those of the opposite sex?
5)How old were you when you first started consciously masturbating?
6)Do you use one or two hands?
7)When masturbating, do you enjoy having something inserted into an orifice?
8)If you had to fuck an animal, which would you choose? Why?
9)Do you need to love someone before you fuck them or are you an I can fuck a friend type person?
10)How old were you the first time you had sex?
11)How old were you the first time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
12)If you were given $100 to spend in a sex store, what would you buy?
13)Have you ever starred in a personal sex video?
14)Have you ever farted when receiving oral sex? (This does not include queefs)
15)Have you ever urinated or shit on someone you were having sex with?
16)Did they ever have sex with you again?
17)What was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?
18)Have you ever had sex in public? Where?
19)Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
20)Do you prefer condoms, or no condoms? Why?
21)What is your favorite lubricant to use during sex?
22)Have you ever been tied up during sex?
23)Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
24)What word or phrase do you utter when cumming?
25)What is you favorite position during sex?
26)Have you had sex in a shower?
27)Have you had sex standing up?
28)Ladies. Do you swallow, or spit? Why?
29)Men. Should a lady shave, or not shave? Why?
30)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
31)Would you fuck a member of your own family?
32)Do you fake phone sex, or do you actually masturbate during?
33)Do you cyber, and if you do, do you masturbate when doing so?
34)Have you ever been booted while cybering?
35)Have you ever had any naked pictures taken of yourself?
36)Men. Have you ever used a cock ring? If so, did you like it?
37)Ladies. Have you ever used nipple clamps? If so, did you like it?
38)Have you ever used anal beads? If so, did you like it?
39)What is your favorite food to use during sex?
40)What is the one area of your body, that if touched, drives you nuts in a sexually wild way?
41)Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
42)Men. How many times have you failed to get an erection during sex?
43)Ladies. Have you ever faked cumming?
44)Were you ever caught by your parents when having sex?
45) Have you ever gotten rug burns during sex? How?
46)Are you brave enough to answer even half of these questions?
