Sex Shop, 2212AD

Kepic

Your friendly neighbourhood Alien Abductor
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My name is Jal. I am a seventeenth generation android. My current assigned duty, along with my female compatriot android, Lori, is to act as joint-manager in this small shop. Everything within is for sale, myself and her included, though we are a 'matched pair'. From antigravity-belts, pleasure/pain heighteners/inhibitors, generative fluid regenerators, complete holographic entertainment systems... even polymorphic lingerie. We stock the full range. If you want sex toys, we've got the lot.

Customers often enter to see us engaged in running tests on the various products, ensuring quality. It's not only a necessary part of the job... we won't sell faulty goods... but fun, too. Artificial intelligence doesn't mean we don't know how to enjoy ourselves.

My appearance, like hers, can vary.

Nano-technology, combined with microscopic holographic projectors, polymorphic resin, and a host of other technological marvels of the current era, some of which even we don't fully comprehend, combine to make us state-of-the-art sex-androids.

We look and feel like the 'real thing', as humans might say. Many of the more briefly-passing customers we get don't know we're not.
 
OOC: Though I'm not sure where this is heading, I'm in. Maybe a regular customer or something.
 
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