Sex Robots will soon be able to fuck, talk, play music and do chores

Looks like they have already out paced men on the evolutionary trail. :)
 
What happens when your sex robot tells the dishwasher you hit her?
 
The only missing piece seems to be if they can cook.
 
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Internet quotes for toys are very high. The street walkers are better.
 
Once the sex robots learn how to start Lit threads, things will really be looking up.
 
I bet feminist are REALLY excited about this one.

Can I get one without the sex features??

Like a C3PO model or something??

I just want a chore robot because if I didn't have to clean up after myself that'd be great.
 
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I bet feminist are REALLY excited about this one.

Can I get one without the sex features??

Like a C3PO model or something??

I just want a chore robot because if I didn't have to clean up after myself that'd be great.

You can do it, but then it enables the continuous nagging and bitching relay interface.
 
You can do it, but then it enables the continuous nagging and bitching relay interface.

Figures....:rolleyes:


Some asshole had to ruin it for every and got the government to make that a mandatory "safety" feature didn't they? :mad:
 
You can do it, but then it enables the continuous nagging and bitching relay interface.

Nor can this be disabled by the "dinner out" subroutine. For some reason, taking your bot out to dinner results in the bot doing the dishes at the restaurant and then nagging you about that too.
 
You can do it, but then it enables the continuous nagging and bitching relay interface.


With the previous models, didn’t you have to install the ‘Wedding Cake & Weekend Football Suite’ CD to activate those features?
 
When they collect your precious bodily fluids for DNA samples for their own secret-network purposes, possibly unknowable to mere humans, THEN where will you be? When teams of rogue Romanian hackers hijack your synthetic sex-toy droids to perform unspeakable acts upon you, THEN where will you be? When your partner decides they prefer robo-love to your fleshy efforts (and the droid plays guitar better) THEN where will you be? Up shit creek without paddles, kids!

Destroy those sex'bots! It's a matter of human survival! Us or them! Flesh or plastic!

Don't say I never warned you.
 
At what point of multi utility do sexbots go from being called sexbots to just being called bots?
 
So what you're saying is they are far more advanced then the current generation of young people. The only thing they can do the robots can't is eat tide pods and snort condoms.
 
At what point of multi utility do sexbots go from being called sexbots to just being called bots?
At what point do they start paying taxes, engage in bar brawls, and convert to Islam? Just curious.
 
Fuck, talk, play music and do chores?

I've already done that with humans who were like robots, and it was no fun. I'll stick with selecting for non-robotic humans.

Technology is way over-rated (as I type this into the technological ether...)
 
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