sex on the fly?

[unclej]

sometimes i just like to live dangerously




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

[J.B.]

cute.

 

[Guest]

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[binkley]

I spent one summer as an undergraduate sexing flies for a biology lab. It was boring work. You'd use CO2 to knock them out, then examing them under a good microscope. No genitalia to judge by; you use secondary sexual characteristics.

 

[unclej]

No genitalia to judge by; you use secondary sexual characteristics.

that reminds me of my second ex-wife

 

[estevie]

Heh! Funny, unclej.