Sex on Mars
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Neftoon_Zamora
Black is so slimming.
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Ishmael said:
Not really. Depends on the day.
lovetoread
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Only with the right person.
SINthysist
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Shit man, the cold, the shrinkage!
Then again, maybe you'd go all Michael Hutchins or waiting for Godot or something...
Then again, maybe you'd go all Michael Hutchins or waiting for Godot or something...
phrodeau
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The sky is pink, and goes lavender at dusk and dawn. There are two lumpy moons that travel gracefully across the sky. It's bitterly cold outside, but the humidity is near zero. You'll need an air supply if you hope to have any stamina, but your sweat won't even bead. You'll need lotion and lube too, or you'll dry right out. The gravity is great for bouncing, but it's harder to keep together without a little bondage or ankle weights.
Pixie Mischief
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Read "Stranger in a strange land" by Robert A Heinlein LOL men from mars are... friendly hehe as for sex on mars, hmm youd fry and or suffocate within a few secounds lol no too fun I would think
SINthysist
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I think you get more action from the Sirens of Titan...
lovetoread
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Perhaps,lol
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SINthysist
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Okay, some one has to play the smartass...
UP Y'URANUS!
UP Y'URANUS!
SINthysist
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Jules Verne was very phallic in his description of Space Flight...
But the all time classic was Flesh Gordon and the penisauruses...
But the all time classic was Flesh Gordon and the penisauruses...
Pixie Mischief
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Up Ur'Anus sucks LOL
SINthysist
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Penisaurii?
SINthysist
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You're sucking on the wrong side !
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SINthysist
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My born-on date has expired !
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Pixie Mischief
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! that was NOT what I was saying LOL I was implying anal sex sucks LOL want talking about your asshole LOL
SINthysist
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Tell me you don't have a copy of Barbarella staring the woman you would enjoy hating to fuck the most...
SINthysist
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Now were talking up Y'Uranus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
