Sex on a bus

[ilovewriting]

My girlfriend has always had a fantasy about having sex on a bus. We have never done it as i have no idea how you could do it without getting arrested. If anyway can write a realistic story about two people having intercourse on a bus i would much like to read it, even though i dont think i would do it in real life.
Thank you to anyone who would consider it.

 

[Guest]

Though not quite a bus...

I have a role play in the SRP board about sex on a subway.

The Long Ride

The only bad thing about role plays are, unless you have open communication with the other players, things can get jumbled up like they did with our "conductor".

 

[Chicklet]

I think that sex-on-a-bus is feasible...well maybe not easy to do but hell, I'd give it a go! I'll keep you posted if anything comes of the story I'm going to try to write, ok?

Chicklet

 

[ilovewriting]

THANKS!

 

[jubilee]

not about a story but reality

sorry, I can't see what is diffcult about having sex on a bus without getting discovered.
Besides getting discovered can be fun, too, as long as you're not arrested.

 

[Guest]

... We have never done it as I have no idea how you could do it without getting arrested. ...

As Mrs.Beeton did not quite say ...

"First buy your bus ..."


;-)

 

[Chicklet]

Idea's Idea's

What if it was sort of late at night, with only two passengers and the couple is "getting it on" in the back of the bus, and the bus driver is watching through his mirrors? This could be a sort of voyeur posibility.

Chicklet, just slingin' her brainstorm's about

 

[Guest]

I am sorry, but I have to do this now...

Ideas has no need for an apostrophe s. "Idea" does not hold ownership over anything. I am sorry, but it had to be said.

 

[Dr. B Evil]

I've actually witnessed the act on a bus. Just go to a big college town and ride them on weekend evenings. You won't be amazed at what ya see, but you will probably enjoy it!

By the way, Chicklet, you are driving me crazy!

That's a good thing!

 

[Chicklet]

idea's ideas

I guess that's why I'm not an english teacher = ) thank god for spell check.

Chicklet

 

[Guest]

I think sex on a bus would be difficult, I would be afraid of sliding off the roof into the street.

Heh heh.

But really, I have seen sex on a bus, downtown, between some nasty looking street people. I guess it was the warmest place they could find in winter.

 

[Chicklet]

Icky! Gross! Dirty steet people sex??? UGH!

 

[Chicklet]

PS - they might be 18 yr olds still living at home, and they don't want to have sex while their parents are home, so they do it wherever they can.

 

[MsLinnet]

how about they start peting then some yobs start to egg them on and they put on a show while the driver continues to drive

 

[Guest]

how about they start peting then some yobs start to egg them on and they put on a show while the driver continues to drive

Yes, perhaps on the 'N' up the hill from St.David's, which reminds me, the road surface had better be fairly good or we will have a whole new meaning for coitus interruptus

 

[Chicklet]

Okay,

I finished a rather short story about a bus driver watching two younger people playing around in the back of his bus driving between two cities. It's called The Express and I just submitted it tonight, I don't think it's very good (I know, I know, they always tell you not to criticize your own writing) but hey I've been up 27 hours and I don't know what I'm doing anymore! I made it a goal to finish a story tonight, so you got it. I'll pop up and say when it shows, but for now, just to let you know, I tried = )

Chicklet (losing her mind)

 

[ilovewriting]

Okay,

I finished a rather short story about a bus driver watching two younger people playing around in the back of his bus driving between two cities. It's called The Express and I just submitted it tonight, I don't think it's very good (I know, I know, they always tell you not to criticize your own writing) but hey I've been up 27 hours and I don't know what I'm doing anymore! I made it a goal to finish a story tonight, so you got it. I'll pop up and say when it shows, but for now, just to let you know, I tried = )

Chicklet (losing her mind)

Well just dont criticize my work and i wont criticize yours. deal?

 

[Chicklet]

Sounds like a good deal to me = ) I got an annonymous feedback letter today on "private lessons" (which had been doing well at 4.46 so far) which read "just plain crap" and then obviously the person voted a "1" on it, taking it down significantly. I'm a little peeved.

Chicklet

 

[ilovewriting]

Sounds like a good deal to me = ) I got an annonymous feedback letter today on "private lessons" (which had been doing well at 4.46 so far) which read "just plain crap" and then obviously the person voted a "1" on it, taking it down significantly. I'm a little peeved.

Chicklet

WOW! how mean is that!
I dont write annonymous feedback unless its good, if its going to be bad i just keep it to myself or enclose my e-mail address.
I have had people drag one of my stories down before, they told me it was shit and stuff and obvioulsy voted unfairly.

 

[Chicklet]

One person wrote to me that the back of my head was "ugly as hell" and thanking me for "sparing us the pain of having to see the front of your face" -- I was like "ooookaaay..."

Chicklet

 

[ilovewriting]

One person wrote to me that the back of my head was "ugly as hell" and thanking me for "sparing us the pain of having to see the front of your face" -- I was like "ooookaaay..."

Chicklet

LOL how rude!

 

[Guest]

One person wrote to me that the back of my head was "ugly as hell" and thanking me for "sparing us the pain of having to see the front of your face" -- I was like "ooookaaay..."

Chicklet

Were you having sex on a bus when they saw you? Most people look nicer when they are rutting than when they are just riding along. (Joke)

Seriously; all writers get annonymous merde thrown at them. I ignore all anonymous comments, good or bad. As to the voting, I don't know what it means. Does it mean a degree of enjoyment of the story, or a lit crit evaluation of the writing?

The last time I posted on here a story got over 10000 reads, of whom only 40 bothered to vote. I sometimes wonder whether it is only other authors who vote and mostly out of spite.

I have never voted, though I have (very occasionally) sent feedback when I particularly liked a story.

A while back on one of these boards I offered a formula for getting lots of reads, and hence lots of votes, and to improve your chances of topping the poll for a month.

1 Write a story with a title which starts with a number, or at worst "A" - that puts it high in alphabetical order in the category. (This has since been vitiated somewhat by the randomising of entry points.)

2 Submit it at the right date to get in that month's list, but only just. (Then your fans can vote, presumably high, and the other writers may not spot it.)

3 Email anyone who has ever given you good feedback and tell them about the story.

4 Submit it at the right time of day to get it at, or near the top of that day's "new" list. (Same reason as 1).

I hope Laurel & co don't ban me for sharing these ploys with you.

 

[Chicklet]

When do you think that the best time of day to submit a story is?

Chicklet

 

[MsLinnet]

a good time would be when the persons runing the site are awake

 

[Guest]

The time of day does not matter for story submissions. I have seen posts from Laurel at all times of the day, and sometimes night too. And, as busy as she is I wouldn't doubt it if she was backed up on submissions and "regular" e-mail...