Sex Machines....

[Lost Cause]

I'm watching a program on sex machines for continuous orgasms. If you could afford it, would you get one? I got really turned on watching the women use it, and by their reaction, it REALLY got them off!
this is one ref. site;

http://www.yourbestsexever.com/sybian.html

 

[lilminx]

Ruby has one. Based on what she's said, I would most definitely get one if I had the cash.


Of course, my butt implants would come first though (from another thread).

 

[Weird Harold]

Of course, my butt implants would come first though (from another thread).

Get the Sybian first -- Staying upright on the thing will tone you glutes and save you the cost of butt implants that you don't need anyway.

 

[lilminx]

Get the Sybian first -- Staying upright on the thing will tone you glutes and save you the cost of butt implants that you don't need anyway.

Who says I don't need 'em? No amount of toning is going to help me get a nice hiney. Believe me- I've tried. It just makes my butt flatter.

 

[Weird Harold]

Who says I don't need 'em? No amount of toning is going to help me get a nice hiney. Believe me- I've tried. It just makes my butt flatter.

Just think of the fun you could have testing my theory though

FWIW, I still have the picturs you posted when you took the one in your AV, and from what I can see, your ass is perfect -- I don't need anyplace to set my beer so flat and firm is MUCH better than anything with an "internal bustle" could possibly be.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Of course, my butt implants would come first though (from another thread).

I'd pay to see your butt implants... after implanting of course.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I was in a Sex shop a couple of nights ago and asked if the Sybian was sold in New Zealand.... he said no. So I bought something else.....

 

[lilminx]

Maybe they'll ship it to you frm the US, Oughts?

 

[StarXChyld]

Test Drive?

Do they allow you to test drive one of those puppies before you purchase? I've always wanted to try it. . .

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Maybe they'll ship it to you frm the US, Oughts?

They would ship it, but I'm happy with the toys etc I have already really.

 

[Liontamr]

For a moment I thought this thread was about me! Imagine my disapointment...

(Sorry, couldn't resist.. I'll stop now.)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Test Drive?

Do they allow you to test drive one of those puppies before you purchase? I've always wanted to try it. . .

"Yes Madam, step right up, let me wipe all the pussy juices off first from our last customer. This being ourt show room model that has 1000 on the counter dail already, I can give you a 20% discount if it is to your likeing on the purchase price."

 

[Silverluna]

I'd buy one. If I had the money.... Maybe even two....

 

[Silverluna]

So, If you don't come do you get your money back? I'm a tricky customer!!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Shake your arm, then use your form
Stay on the scene like a sex machine
You got to have the feeling sure as you're born
Get it together right on, right on. 

Get up, get on up...... 

 

[millieteases]

Looks like lots of fun - and funds.

Maybe after I bought a lot of other things I need/want first - or if my spouse travelled more often and wasn't around to fulfill my needs as wonderfully as he does. And if I quit having these dreams that he gives me great orgasms in as well as the ones I get in real life. (I can really feel the ones in my dreams - it's very annoying when the dogs wake me up to go out in the morning just as I'm getting really close - and I can't fall back asleep again and get the dream back. Then a Sybian might come in handy.)