Sex Life

[JadedHeart]

What one adjective would you use to best describe your sex life?

 

[Naked Hunny]

nonexistent

 

[Xander]

not an adjective but what the hell

Non-existant!!

 

[Juliangel]

depressing

 

[CreamyLady]

On hold.

 

[Guru]

 

[R Nitelight]

Cyber.

 

[Merelan]

infuckingcredible

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'm w/ NH and Xander on this one

nonexistent

nil, not, lacking another person, solo activity, nada, nyet.

Glad you asked?

 

[Melody_lane]

sporadic

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Solitary.

 

[Purple Haze]

adjustable

 

[jcgirl]

wow

 

[Triatic]

Glorious.

 

[WriterDom]

inconsistent

 

[Thor's Hammer]

mindboggling

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Explosive!

 

[Guest]

Masturbatory.

(Damn I need Ravenloft in the flesh!!)

 

[Thumper]

*pssssssst*

What's sex?

If you happen to see a stray libido anywhere it probably is mine...

It usually takes a powder around this time of year and comes home wagging it's tail around March or April...

Just put a leash on it...or try to anyway...my wife hasn't been able to in 18 years...and bring it home til I can come get it. It's house trained and declawed. If your female and cute it will try to hump your leg once in a while...just show it a picture of Marge Schott..takes care of that right away.

Oh...you said one didn't you? Sorry..had enough of the one word threads LOL

 

[ShyGuy68]

Not one word, but here goes anyway:

Do-it-yourself

infuckingcredible

Merelan I think they are very lucky guys !!

 

[Silverlily]

I can't do the one word thing either...

Wanna go again?

 

[ManOSafety]

Fruitful

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Lonely and nonexistant!

 

[miles]

Fugetaboutit

 

[Edith Mycrotch]

HandyMan

HandyMan
(if you want it done right. do it yourself!)

[Edited by Edith Mycrotch on 12-15-2000 at 07:05 PM]