Sex Lessons

[sirhugs]

A young couple about to get married sign up for "hands on" sex counselling- their premarital adventures having been nothing like fun

 

[Rob_Royale]

"John this is her clitoris, and you stimulate it with your tongue, just like this."

Cathy moaned and arched her back as the therapist licked agressively. "See her responses John? I bet I can get her to cum all over my face. Watch closely now."

 

[ericrodman101]

Reminds me of the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life where John Cleese, the teacher and his wife give a class of schoolboys a sex education lesson by fucking in front of them. Wouldn't be allowed on Lit of course, but worked in the cinema.

 

[Btq97]

Reminds me of the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life where John Cleese, the teacher and his wife give a class of schoolboys a sex education lesson by fucking in front of them. Wouldn't be allowed on Lit of course, but worked in the cinema.

Pissed myself the whole way thru the film.
10/10 would piss myself again

 

[NotUnperson]

I think it was on Chappelle’s Show, but it was one way to discourage the youngsters from doing it: Get the oldest, ugliest employees in the school to go at it on stage.

 

[Carnevil9]

This reminds me of a story in the back of my mind that I'll probably never write, but it would be hot. Our main character is a single dude, but his best friend is married, with a teenage daughter. The daughter is about to go away to college. They do not want her to get knocked up, so they decide to teach her how to give awesome blowjobs and handjobs, which the wife happens to be wonderful at. They recruit our main character to help in the lessons; Mom demonstrates on Dad, Daughter repeats on Main Character.

 

[ericrodman101]

This reminds me of a story in the back of my mind that I'll probably never write, but it would be hot. Our main character is a single dude, but his best friend is married, with a teenage daughter. The daughter is about to go away to college. They do not want her to get knocked up, so they decide to teach her how to give awesome blowjobs and handjobs, which the wife happens to be wonderful at. They recruit our main character to help in the lessons; Mom demonstrates on Dad, Daughter repeats on Main Character.

And the whole thing goes on to the song That's What Friends Are For. After all, what's more friendly than helping your friends train their daughter to fuck without risking pregnancy? It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

 

[ericrodman101]

You can almost hear two mothers discussing their worries, one saying she's so concerned that young Mary Lou will come back from college knocked up, and the other saying how they trained little Janey with the help of their oldest friend Jim. He was such a trooper, submitting to all that teen cocksucking and handjobbing. Why don't you give Jim a call and see if he can help you with Mary Lou?

 

[sirhugs]

leading to a Mom-Jim-Mary Lou scene?