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25 Weird Sex Laws
1. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose
to have sex on city streets.
2. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are
not allowed to have sex without a permit.
3. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or
widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
4. If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects
a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk
their horn three times, and wait two minutes before
being allowed to approach the scene.
5. Women must address bachelors as master instead of
mister, according to an Illinois state law.
6. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make
love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
7. In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three
gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
8. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for
a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells
like garlic, onions, or sardines.
9. In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual
acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and
if you are nude.
10. A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot
dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights
more than three pounds, two ounces.
11. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required
by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to
each guest. According to the law, no couple may have
sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
12.Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken
to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
13. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no
couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in
their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
14. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
15. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear
patent-leather shoes.
16. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating
while watching two people having sex in a car.
17. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having
sex with his wife.
18. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have
sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
19. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required
by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There
should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and
it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor
between the beds.
20. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two
pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
21. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed
to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.
In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will
be published in the local newspaper. The man does not
receive any punishment.
22. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset
in Norfolk, Virginia.
23. In the state of Washington there is a law against
having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including
the wedding night)
24. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington
D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual
position is considered illegal.
25. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of
a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
1. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose
to have sex on city streets.
2. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are
not allowed to have sex without a permit.
3. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or
widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
4. If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects
a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk
their horn three times, and wait two minutes before
being allowed to approach the scene.
5. Women must address bachelors as master instead of
mister, according to an Illinois state law.
6. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make
love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
7. In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three
gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
8. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for
a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells
like garlic, onions, or sardines.
9. In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual
acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and
if you are nude.
10. A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot
dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights
more than three pounds, two ounces.
11. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required
by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to
each guest. According to the law, no couple may have
sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
12.Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken
to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
13. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no
couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in
their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
14. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
15. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear
patent-leather shoes.
16. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating
while watching two people having sex in a car.
17. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having
sex with his wife.
18. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have
sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
19. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required
by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There
should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and
it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor
between the beds.
20. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two
pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
21. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed
to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.
In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will
be published in the local newspaper. The man does not
receive any punishment.
22. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset
in Norfolk, Virginia.
23. In the state of Washington there is a law against
having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including
the wedding night)
24. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington
D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual
position is considered illegal.
25. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of
a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
