Phoenyx
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A woman walks into a drug store and asks a clerk to show her where the batteries are.
The sales clerk says "come this way" and wiggles his index finger to lead the customer on.
The woman says, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the batteries."
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Q: Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because they don't stop to ask for directions
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A lonely guy driving across the country decided to pick up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the trek, the blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled over to the side of the desolate, deserted road so she could give him some oral pleasure.
Once his pants were down to his ankles, the blonde surprised him with a gun and bound his wrists to his ankles. Then, she robbed him of his wallet and clothes, and drove off with his car. Once she was out of sight, the man struggled to his feet and began hopping alongside the road in a desperate attempt to get someone's help.
A short time later, a trucker pulled up alongside the troubled man.
"What happened to you?" asked the trucker, with a grin. The man explained his plight...
The trucker stepped down from his truck, and as he unzipped his pants he remarked, "This just ain't been your day, has it."
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A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.
To his dismay, she ordered everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne... the works.
Finally he asked, "Does your Mom feed you like this at home?"
"No," she said, "but my Mom's not looking to get laid, either."
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The sales clerk says "come this way" and wiggles his index finger to lead the customer on.
The woman says, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the batteries."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q: Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because they don't stop to ask for directions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A lonely guy driving across the country decided to pick up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the trek, the blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled over to the side of the desolate, deserted road so she could give him some oral pleasure.
Once his pants were down to his ankles, the blonde surprised him with a gun and bound his wrists to his ankles. Then, she robbed him of his wallet and clothes, and drove off with his car. Once she was out of sight, the man struggled to his feet and began hopping alongside the road in a desperate attempt to get someone's help.
A short time later, a trucker pulled up alongside the troubled man.
"What happened to you?" asked the trucker, with a grin. The man explained his plight...
The trucker stepped down from his truck, and as he unzipped his pants he remarked, "This just ain't been your day, has it."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.
To his dismay, she ordered everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne... the works.
Finally he asked, "Does your Mom feed you like this at home?"
"No," she said, "but my Mom's not looking to get laid, either."
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