Sex in Washington DC

[Guest]

From Wonkette

On Friday, Hill staffers reacted to Senator Tom Coburn's lecture on safe sex:

"You keep mentioning the word 'monogamy'," a staffer named Roland Foster recalls one young woman asking after a lecture. "What is that?"
"That's when you have sex with only one partner," Coburn responded.
"You mean at a time?"​

 

[R. Richard]

The communication problem is not just in Washington D.C. When I was in school, they had sex lectures for the boys and for the girls [separate but unequal]. A lady finished one such girl's lecure by saying, "Is a stolen hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of regret?" Little Sweet Sue had her hand up in a flash! She wanted to know, "How do you make it last an hour?"

Sweet Sue wasn't too bright, however, she was damn popular.

 

[Guest]

The communication problem is not just in Washington D.C. When I was in school, they had sex lectures for the boys and for the girls [separate but unequal]. A lady finished one such girl's lecure by saying, "Is a stolen hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of regret?" Little Sweet Sue had her hand up in a flash! She wanted to know, "How do you make it last an hour?"

True, but Sweet Sue isn't helping craft legislation, or shredding Tom Delay's travel records.

Sweet Sue wasn't too bright, however, she was damn popular.

Then again, maybe she is.

 

[rgraham666]

There's sex in Washington?

 

[Guest]

There's sex in Washington?

We're all getting screwed in Washington.

Always have, always will.

Some eras are just worse than others.

 

[Liar]

There's sex in Washington?

Yes, politicians are actually mammals too, and they multiply through intercourse breeding.

 

[LadyJeanne]

There's sex in Washington?

Oh, is THAT where the sex is? Clearly, I'm on the wrong coast.

 

[R. Richard]

Yes, politicians are actually mammals too, and they multiply through intercourse breeding.

Then the rumor that they reproduce via binary fission cell division like some bacteria and other low types of life is just a rumor here?

 

[SeaCat]

We're all getting screwed in Washington.

Always have, always will.

Some eras are just worse than others.

There's getting screwed and getting SCREWED. Getting screwed is when you enjoy it, getting SCREWED is when your wallet is screaming and you can't do a thing about it.

Cat