keeblercrumb
Literotica Guru
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While I am new on the "board", I have, in fact, been writing stories and poems and lurking about for 4 or 5 years... Having a friend who hangs with you AHer's, I generally keep up with all the good and interesting folks about the joint.
And while I appreciate the many interesting and occasionally highly charged discussions and rants to be found here, I have always thought it a bit odd that the one topic I would think could be a common denominator with all us past or present porn writers (at some point, I assume it was brought us all here), would be an compelling interest on the subject of sex in our various societies.
Having said that I have now noticed the thread on the brothels in Amsterdam, on my personal list of the best cities in the world, even if I have no desire to patronize a brothel there.... But this is the kind of thread I think we might need here! So I will continue....
Moreover, I would hope this discussion be both entertaining and devoid of both the political bias and the prejudice which seems to spring from it.
One of my favorite movie lines is from the Cohen Brother's "The Big Lebowski"..."You know Walter, not everything is about Vietnam"
So please check your political affiliations and presumptions at the door and let us ponder together the great unifying subject of us all... Sex and it's impact on society.
As a start.... The first thing I do each day on Lit, is to review the Sex in the News compilation, only the politically tainted stories of which typically find voice on AH.
Try these on… please respond to the ones which piss you off or catch your fancy or twitch your parts.
--Back seat tryst blamed for SUV crash (09/19/07)
What can I say about this one? Other than remember my best friend from High School driving into Montezuma Swamp with his new Mustang convertible while receiving his first blow job. Sex is.... distracting. There is a safety tip in this story, my AH friends, pay heed.
In this particular news item, I suspect the accident was more likely caused by the driver adjusting his mirror than the instability caused by couple in the back seat having sex as is alleged. But then, I wasn't there. Damn it.
- Teens forced to perform sex acts (09/19/07)
I am against people being forced to smoke dope and have sex. Hang 'em.
Thank God nobody ever had to force me to do either.
- Tunick seeks 800 for SoBe photo shoot (09/19/07)
No thank you. I only pose for photo's while wearing the maximum amount of clothes I can find. Please see Slyck Willie… I am sure he will be happy to attend if available.
- Boy, 6, 'operated school sex club' (09/19/07)
I am sorry…. But I see this as a decidedly unhealthy trend in our society. Branding what strikes me as simple childhood sexual curiosity (am I and the other boys and girls down my street the only ones who played “Doctor” at a very young age?) In ages past this would have handled with a quiet discussion on appropriate behavior, and not as a “sex crime”. I pine for those "good old days".
- Nude photos on police computer (09/19/07)
I think we should only employ eunuchs as police. Well, okay this is one of those things that should be saved on your home computer. The police should be more properly spending their time trying to find the nude photos on everyone else’s computers. Not.
- Man hid sex toys in sausage for Dubai trip (09/19/07)
I am sure there is a good joke in this story somewhere. Like “ I’m confused, I thought the game was called “hide the sausage?””
- Sex aid burglar escapes jail (09/19/07)
I hate it when that happens. I hope they catch this guy. It is embarrassing enough purchasing these things without some lowlife stealing them!
- Woman jailed for sex with 14-year-old (09/19/07)
Oh… now…… This is the kind of news I am talking about. Instead of writing the lady a thank you note for turning what would have been a maniac, endlessly horny teenager into a normal person with a placid smile on his face…. We shall throw her ass in jail. If adolescent sex was going to ruin the kids life…. Well clearly there are a lot of ruined lives out there.
Speaking on behalf of all the 14 y/o males I knew… (well… not Gary Lazarath… everyone knew he was a little different.. but a good guy never the less), where were you lady when I needed you????????
- Dad jailed for sex with son's girlfriend (09/19/07)
I think I read this story on Literotica. Except she only acted 16 but was, as clearly stated, 18.
For the record… I am against sexual abuse of children on all kinds of levels. But “consensual” sex with a 16 y/o…. Hmmmm. Nope. I don’t count that as sexual abuse… Probably didn’t count as good sex either, but again, I wasn’t there. Thank god he only got a slap on the wrist. Four fucking years in jail!
And while I invite your comments…. Don’t go there. I do have two daughters who both survived being teenagers. I am confident they had sex… and maybe with some b/f’s father… but I don’t want to know about it. As long as they are happy, which they are, thank you, that’s good enough.
I will grant you that a 16 (and a 15 y/o in the story) girl wanting to have sex with a 40 y/o guy is worth someone talking it over with them….. Suspect problems at home.. but who knows? We all mature at different rates. Some of us never grow up. (Just thought I would beat you to it, Amicus).
-School teacher bans 'Yes sir!' during sex (09/19/07)
This story clearly does not belong in the BDSM section where saying “Yes, Sir” is required.
Other than that it is kind of the same situation as the one above, except with the added and compelling difference of the abuse of the Teacher’s power and responsibilities.
He definitely should not be allowed to be a teacher. Teachers should only be those who actually do not like kids. Mrs. Braddock didn’t like kids. She would make me stand in the corner with a trash basket on my head for acting up in class. I guess the school system could not afford “dunce” caps.
So there you are… .interested? Wanna play?
And while I appreciate the many interesting and occasionally highly charged discussions and rants to be found here, I have always thought it a bit odd that the one topic I would think could be a common denominator with all us past or present porn writers (at some point, I assume it was brought us all here), would be an compelling interest on the subject of sex in our various societies.
Having said that I have now noticed the thread on the brothels in Amsterdam, on my personal list of the best cities in the world, even if I have no desire to patronize a brothel there.... But this is the kind of thread I think we might need here! So I will continue....
Moreover, I would hope this discussion be both entertaining and devoid of both the political bias and the prejudice which seems to spring from it.
One of my favorite movie lines is from the Cohen Brother's "The Big Lebowski"..."You know Walter, not everything is about Vietnam"
So please check your political affiliations and presumptions at the door and let us ponder together the great unifying subject of us all... Sex and it's impact on society.
As a start.... The first thing I do each day on Lit, is to review the Sex in the News compilation, only the politically tainted stories of which typically find voice on AH.
Try these on… please respond to the ones which piss you off or catch your fancy or twitch your parts.
--Back seat tryst blamed for SUV crash (09/19/07)
What can I say about this one? Other than remember my best friend from High School driving into Montezuma Swamp with his new Mustang convertible while receiving his first blow job. Sex is.... distracting. There is a safety tip in this story, my AH friends, pay heed.
In this particular news item, I suspect the accident was more likely caused by the driver adjusting his mirror than the instability caused by couple in the back seat having sex as is alleged. But then, I wasn't there. Damn it.
- Teens forced to perform sex acts (09/19/07)
I am against people being forced to smoke dope and have sex. Hang 'em.
Thank God nobody ever had to force me to do either.
- Tunick seeks 800 for SoBe photo shoot (09/19/07)
No thank you. I only pose for photo's while wearing the maximum amount of clothes I can find. Please see Slyck Willie… I am sure he will be happy to attend if available.
- Boy, 6, 'operated school sex club' (09/19/07)
I am sorry…. But I see this as a decidedly unhealthy trend in our society. Branding what strikes me as simple childhood sexual curiosity (am I and the other boys and girls down my street the only ones who played “Doctor” at a very young age?) In ages past this would have handled with a quiet discussion on appropriate behavior, and not as a “sex crime”. I pine for those "good old days".
- Nude photos on police computer (09/19/07)
I think we should only employ eunuchs as police. Well, okay this is one of those things that should be saved on your home computer. The police should be more properly spending their time trying to find the nude photos on everyone else’s computers. Not.
- Man hid sex toys in sausage for Dubai trip (09/19/07)
I am sure there is a good joke in this story somewhere. Like “ I’m confused, I thought the game was called “hide the sausage?””
- Sex aid burglar escapes jail (09/19/07)
I hate it when that happens. I hope they catch this guy. It is embarrassing enough purchasing these things without some lowlife stealing them!
- Woman jailed for sex with 14-year-old (09/19/07)
Oh… now…… This is the kind of news I am talking about. Instead of writing the lady a thank you note for turning what would have been a maniac, endlessly horny teenager into a normal person with a placid smile on his face…. We shall throw her ass in jail. If adolescent sex was going to ruin the kids life…. Well clearly there are a lot of ruined lives out there.
Speaking on behalf of all the 14 y/o males I knew… (well… not Gary Lazarath… everyone knew he was a little different.. but a good guy never the less), where were you lady when I needed you????????
- Dad jailed for sex with son's girlfriend (09/19/07)
I think I read this story on Literotica. Except she only acted 16 but was, as clearly stated, 18.
For the record… I am against sexual abuse of children on all kinds of levels. But “consensual” sex with a 16 y/o…. Hmmmm. Nope. I don’t count that as sexual abuse… Probably didn’t count as good sex either, but again, I wasn’t there. Thank god he only got a slap on the wrist. Four fucking years in jail!
And while I invite your comments…. Don’t go there. I do have two daughters who both survived being teenagers. I am confident they had sex… and maybe with some b/f’s father… but I don’t want to know about it. As long as they are happy, which they are, thank you, that’s good enough.
I will grant you that a 16 (and a 15 y/o in the story) girl wanting to have sex with a 40 y/o guy is worth someone talking it over with them….. Suspect problems at home.. but who knows? We all mature at different rates. Some of us never grow up. (Just thought I would beat you to it, Amicus).
-School teacher bans 'Yes sir!' during sex (09/19/07)
This story clearly does not belong in the BDSM section where saying “Yes, Sir” is required.
Other than that it is kind of the same situation as the one above, except with the added and compelling difference of the abuse of the Teacher’s power and responsibilities.
He definitely should not be allowed to be a teacher. Teachers should only be those who actually do not like kids. Mrs. Braddock didn’t like kids. She would make me stand in the corner with a trash basket on my head for acting up in class. I guess the school system could not afford “dunce” caps.
So there you are… .interested? Wanna play?