Sex in the craziest places

[gladiator]

My girlfriend and I just did it in a elevator last week. It was great I was so horny and no one was in the elevator. So, I decided to stop the elevator in between floors. It was great. Where are some crazy places you've done it in? And how?

 

[Wizard]

Were there anyone waiting to get on after you got off? (No Phun)........I like the looks ya get........Gota love the smell of sex......

 

[Wil_E_Harden]

Oh, you choose

... in the bathroom on the airliner we chartered to take 80 Penthouse Pets to Watkins Glen to ornament a Formula I race ...

... slightly after dark on the sand at Manhattan Beach not far from The Abbey Restaurant ....

... in row 5, seat 6 of the theater at The Magic Castle in Hollywood during the mind-reader act (the poor fool was clearly a fake or he would have been flopping all over the place) ...

... in the front seat of the 280Z at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day while I drove and she steered up the 405 through Mulholland Pass ...

... in the jungle of The Caveman Room at the Madonna Inn while about a dozen drunken Japanese businessmen tried to sing "The Lion Sleeps tonight" over the portable Karaoke set ...

... with a hooker in the wedding suite so the ex-nun wife who had never learned how intercourse was accomplished could give instructions from her favorite parts of "All You Wanted to Know About Sex" as she read the book for the first time ....

 

[Guest]

Well, my son was conceived in a lake, during the day, with other swimmers all around!

I've also had sex in a neighborhood park during the 6am "morning rush".

Had sex in state parks out in the woods.

had sex in locked bathrooms or bedrooms with lots of family in other rooms nearby. (Hell, I even had sex with my ex in the bathroom the day I was moving out of our home-while my family was helping to move my belongings out! )

There's more, but that's all I can think of right now.

 

[gladiator]

on the pitcher's mound in a baseball field. And it wasn't at night.

 

[angeleyes]

In my best friends bed with her brother, while she asleep on the couch in here room.

 

[Bushido71XS]

June 1991, Sydney Austrailia. Opera house Balcony during Don Giovanni

I'll never listen to La Donne Mobile the same again.

 

[kimmy]

hehehe

hmm lets see.

backseat of a car in a dark parking lot behind a night club.

in a mens bathroom

in a swimming poo at night (no one was watching)

and a few places i prefer not to mention. only lance gets to here about those
i love you lance

 

[WriterDom]

Haven't done it yet, but I think at the top of a lighthouse would be cool... you can hear people climbing up long before they reach the top

 

[Roll-One]

Got a BJ standing in front of a ATM
machine, at the bank.

There's been alot more, but its early here, and i'm still sleepy

 

[Mortto56]

On a pedestrian cross walk over I-75.

It was about 2:00 am in the morning.And you wouldn't believe how many people use that bridge at that time of night.

 

[Cheyenne]

Got a BJ standing in front of a ATM
machine, at the bank.

I'm betting the security video from that ATM for that day was a hit! (I'm assuming you meant literally in front of the ATM, in camera range.)

 

[Guest]

In a mosh pit during a No Doubt concert . Well it wasn't actually sex, but hands where busy. Guess that doesn't count then, huh?

 

[Juliangel]

In the front seat of the car on the Marietta Square with people walking past.

The bathroom at the mall.

Boyfriends bedroom closet(walkin) while his parent were home.

And my middle child was conceived on the kitchen counter.

 

[JadedHeart]

On the hood of a police car in the middle of a park.

On the catwalk above a theater.

I gave a BJ in the boys bathroom in high school.

 

[DriveSouth]

Bathroom at church ...


Janitors closet at the theater - not a movie theater ...

 

[Chuckus]

In my old Z 28 with the T Tops off going down I-95

On the roof of a house at the beach

Hands groping each other in the movie theater and oral pleasure in a theater

In the floor area of a KISS concert and Pantera concert

Desk at work on a Saturday while the crew was working in the shop

hafta keep thinking about this one a bit....

 

[Wil_E_Harden]

Oh, workplace fucks, too

Yah, I had forgotten about a few of these ....

... on the floor underneath the board room conference table about 5 minutes after the office closed ...

... on the boss' couch late one Friday when a hot chick picked ME up in a bar and had to fuck right away (work was closer than home and cheaper than a Sherman Oaks motel) ....

... and at my desk where the girlfriend crawled in the space for my legs under the top, tossed her skirt over her bare ass and slid right on as I perched on the front edge of the chair so no one would notice - she did all the moving .... oh, yes .... wouldn't THAT be a nice repeat?

 

[lickerish]

Re: Oh, workplace fucks, too

Originally posted by Wil_E_Harden

... and at my desk where the girlfriend crawled in the space for my legs under the top, tossed her skirt over her bare ass and slid right on as I perched on the front edge of the chair so no one would notice - she did all the moving .... oh, yes .... wouldn't THAT be a nice repeat? <--- *That one got me all tingly!*

 

[Phoenix]

OK I got to own up to this. Bout two years ago me and my now ex g/f worked in the same grocery store and one day I think it was New Years day we decided to uh ahem Christen the dairy freezer. I still have visions of GOgurt yogurt and what those popsicle sticks were really for hehe

 

[Wil_E_Harden]

Oh, phallic in the extreme ....

Haven't done it yet, but I think at the top of a lighthouse would be cool... you can hear people climbing up long before they reach the top

YOW!!!! a *lighthouse* .... as if you were inside a gigantic cock and doing it .... oh, that's such a cool wheels-within-wheels idea ....

And THEN ... long before they reach the top - hear them climbing up ... yes, I have always appreciated a coital vocalist ....

 

[HiJincs]

-On top of a large rock formation next to I-75. Twice, so far. The truckers were barely keeping thier rigs on the road as they watched us.

-While floating together in a raft on the "Little Hooch" in Atlanta's White Water park.

-Too many state parks to mention. Wait, the Welcome Center on I-75 just south of Chattanooga. In plain view of everyone driving by, that was one to remember.

-On the 16th green at a golf course.

-In the storage closet of a church during prayer service. (forgive me Lord!)

 

[Stormy]

...on horseback, on the x-ray table at a hospital, on a benchpress at a gym.