Sex Cruise or sex resort

Blondewife11

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Me and my husband are thinking about either taking a sex cruise or go to a sex resort? Can anyone help with their experiences with either? We are new to this.
So I’ve saw a Bliss cruise line that is clothing optional and of course the sex resorts that are clothing optional.

Thanks
 
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As always, my answer will be 'beside the point'. I apologize.

My wife and I have done 'couples massages' a few times. No big whoop.

We took the Disney cruise. Yes, the Disney cruise. And we has what was arguably our wildest sex moment in 40 years together. On the Disney 'Magic', there is, or 25 years ago there was, a sauna-steam-massage-shower-sex-room that a couple could rent for an hour, or maybe half-hour. It was a lovely, large tiled room with all the spa stuff in it. It had tiled concrete chaise lounges and a 'bed'. You were sort of locked in and they made it clear that no one would disturb you for the next hour.

We left our kids in the daycare and went for it! I had been so desperate for some privacy, I blew my load a second after the door closed on the room. We enjoyed the oils and salts and rubbed each other and showered and played. Naturally, since I wasn't ready to go again right away, my wife was at her all-time horniest. That increased the pressure on me and I had a rare failure to perform. Seeing that there was no danger of it, she even agreed to anal sex, the first and last time that 'opportunity' ever came around.

Oh, for a do-over.
 
As always, my answer will be 'beside the point'. I apologize.

My wife and I have done 'couples massages' a few times. No big whoop.

We took the Disney cruise. Yes, the Disney cruise. And we has what was arguably our wildest sex moment in 40 years together. On the Disney 'Magic', there is, or 25 years ago there was, a sauna-steam-massage-shower-sex-room that a couple could rent for an hour, or maybe half-hour. It was a lovely, large tiled room with all the spa stuff in it. It had tiled concrete chaise lounges and a 'bed'. You were sort of locked in and they made it clear that no one would disturb you for the next hour.

We left our kids in the daycare and went for it! I had been so desperate for some privacy, I blew my load a second after the door closed on the room. We enjoyed the oils and salts and rubbed each other and showered and played. Naturally, since I wasn't ready to go again right away, my wife was at her all-time horniest. That increased the pressure on me and I had a rare failure to perform. Seeing that there was no danger of it, she even agreed to anal sex, the first and last time that 'opportunity' ever came around.

Oh, for a do-over.
Well maybe you will get another chance
 
Yeah googled it. They have some nude cruises on some well known lines They also have lifestyle swingers cruises I just learned
My wife wants to go on a cruise. But it be a tough sell to get her on a nude or lifestyle cruise. Either way I’m thinking it would be a wonderful opportunity for Mrs. Screwher to play. But if it’s not a swinger cruiser, what are the chances of us meeting some available men? Cruises seem like a couples thing.
 
My wife wants to go on a cruise. But it be a tough sell to get her on a nude or lifestyle cruise. Either way I’m thinking it would be a wonderful opportunity for Mrs. Screwher to play. But if it’s not a swinger cruiser, what are the chances of us meeting some available men? Cruises seem like a couples thing.
We have done a number of cruises including a 54 day across the Pacific and around Australia. I have noted some nudity on the beaches but there was no indication of swinging but there certainly could have been some without me knowing. I would think unless it was a lifestyle cruise, there would be little chance if hooking up with someone. Certainly could happen but she would have to be pretty aggressive about it. There are some singles on most cruises but mostly it is couples doing their own thing. They do have meet and greet for the singles but not sure how it would be for a woman that was part of a couple to attend. Now if you can talk one of her friends into joining you, there would be all sorts of fun scenarios.
 
As always, my answer will be 'beside the point'. I apologize.

My wife and I have done 'couples massages' a few times. No big whoop.

We took the Disney cruise. Yes, the Disney cruise. And we has what was arguably our wildest sex moment in 40 years together. On the Disney 'Magic', there is, or 25 years ago there was, a sauna-steam-massage-shower-sex-room that a couple could rent for an hour, or maybe half-hour. It was a lovely, large tiled room with all the spa stuff in it. It had tiled concrete chaise lounges and a 'bed'. You were sort of locked in and they made it clear that no one would disturb you for the next hour.

We left our kids in the daycare and went for it! I had been so desperate for some privacy, I blew my load a second after the door closed on the room. We enjoyed the oils and salts and rubbed each other and showered and played. Naturally, since I wasn't ready to go again right away, my wife was at her all-time horniest. That increased the pressure on me and I had a rare failure to perform. Seeing that there was no danger of it, she even agreed to anal sex, the first and last time that 'opportunity' ever came around.

Oh, for a do-over.

I thought my husband and I were the only ones to do that on the Magic, the Wonder has some wonderful private showers as well. However the new ships seem to have less private spaces.
 
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I went on a dozen cruise with friends (Hubby always had to work). I only hook up with someone new a few times. Once with a couple in their honeymoon. They were sitting at the same table as us. Another time was with a guy I met at meet and greet for singles. And the last time was with a couple with kids, I somehow was always need when we do activities. They would be right next to us at the beach. Next to us during the ice show, at atlantis water park, etc. We finally started talking and got to know one another. They had sign in their kids with adventure ocean and we went dancing and drinking.
 
I went on a dozen cruise with friends (Hubby always had to work). I only hook up with someone new a few times. Once with a couple in their honeymoon. They were sitting at the same table as us. Another time was with a guy I met at meet and greet for singles. And the last time was with a couple with kids, I somehow was always need when we do activities. They would be right next to us at the beach. Next to us during the ice show, at atlantis water park, etc. We finally started talking and got to know one another. They had sign in their kids with adventure ocean and we went dancing and drinking.
Man, lucky couple. Might have to check on cruises for the future. 😀
 
We have done a number of cruises including a 54 day across the Pacific and around Australia. I have noted some nudity on the beaches but there was no indication of swinging but there certainly could have been some without me knowing. I would think unless it was a lifestyle cruise, there would be little chance if hooking up with someone. Certainly could happen but she would have to be pretty aggressive about it. There are some singles on most cruises but mostly it is couples doing their own thing. They do have meet and greet for the singles but not sure how it would be for a woman that was part of a couple to attend. Now if you can talk one of her friends into joining you, there would be all sorts of fun scenarios.
Your last point would be our best bet. Invite another man along with us. With his cabin beside ours. And hopefully the walls are thin enough that I can hear their fun.
 
Your last point would be our best bet. Invite another man along with us. With his cabin beside ours. And hopefully the walls are thin enough that I can hear their fun.
Some of the cabins have doors between them or some cabins can handle 3 people. From what I have read of your posts, you would probably prefer two cabins with the door between. You could also have adjoinging balconies.
 
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