"Sex at Hogwarts": What do you think?

[NassauHall]

Doing my first story, "28 Minutes 'Til Saturday Night Live," was a leap into the unknown. The biggest surprise was how it opened a huge burst of creativity. Not only do I have ideas for other stories, but I have the energy and drive to complete them (not a small accomplishment).

That led to story number two, "Hogwarts After Midnight," posted today at http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=38736. It deals with an unsettled feeling I had after reading the first three Harry Potter books: why do the adults seem so sexless? Granted, these began as books for young people, but the professors live in a world with as much sensuality as a Hardy Boys book. Since Christian morality would not hold them back (despite celebrating Christmas at Hogwarts), I imagine SOMETHING must be going on after the students go to bed.

This story grapples with that vital question. I kept the movie in mind as I wrote this. I had no idea the story would go in this direction, but my muse took my hand and led me this way. I'd love your feedback, which I'll keep in mind for my next story, which also has a celebrity angle to it.

 

[MaxSebastian]

And hey, how come the Fat Controller never gets any on 'Thomas the Tank Engine'?


Something must be done to stop this malicious censoring of children's books.

 

[VeraGem]

I don't know - a lot of it had me laughing, but when she turned into a cat while performing oral sex It seemed a little over the edge...

The magic vibrator and the slurping hat were pretty funny though, and Professor Snape having at his johnson while under the invisibility cloak brought a chuckle.

Overall not bad but I'm having a hard time with it - it's like watching grandparents have sex. It's just a bit much for this reader. Then again, a lot of people like the TV show 'Son of the Beach' and I find it unwatchable...

 

[bicelebs]

Right, I have read your story and totally agree with Max. Your story is in very bad taste. It is a children's novel for god's sake! I hope Ms. Rowling sees it and sues you.

Goodnight.

 

[VeraGem]

Hey, it's satire for crying out loud - and it has nothing to do with children, nor are any children likely to find it on this site unless their parents fail to exercise due diligence.

Lighten up.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I agree that bi needs to lighten up...and contrary to her interpretation, max was being satirical, not criticizing. When will people learn that if you know you're not going to like it, don't read it. If you don't like guy/guy action, don't read the gay male stories.

Now onto the critique...

I loved the "flybrator" and your clever spell. You kept people in the spirit of their characters.
However, I do agree with an earlier post that the cat giving oral may have been a bit hard to believe. However, it's magic, right? Doesn't have to be believable.
Overall, good job!

 

[bicelebs]

First of all, I am a MAN. That's MAN, not WOMAN.

Secondly, my wierd sense of humour has obviously evaded you as I was being SARCASTIC. I liked the story and said it is a childrens book. Correct. But what you obviously didn't take in was the fact this is an adult site, with (we hope) only adults reading. If it's legal and safe, let people write about it.

I am entitled to an opinion aren't I?

As long as it doesn't upset you, apparently....

bicelebs (MALE)

 

[VeraGem]

Bi, maybe you'd better work on your sarcasm, it may be a little too dry in that it comes across as completely serious.

-And bi the way, sub23 is entitled to an opinion too. Ironic, no?