Sex and your cat

[QuickDuck]

What goes through a cat's mind after watching people having sex on the floor.......

"hmm this is strange, you people have no fur, you are laying on the floor, and you smell funny" *boggle*

I think there might be a market for this "what pets think" stuff

 

[Guest]

A cat watching me in the bath....."Shit, it's drowning in hot water!" .....leaves bathroom in a dignified hurry.

 

[Guest]

Cat, after falling off the chair back......"I meant to do that, silly!"

 

[evesdream]

Watching me feed him: "How does she catch all of this stuff?? The woman has no tracking skills to speak of. All the birds and squirrels run away when _she_ goes outside."

 

[QuickDuck]

every home has the "magic food place" where cat/dog food magically appears from.