Sex and the Tax Preparers

[sirhugs]

Someone asked me if my winter second job is with H&R Block (it isn't, I'm not that good with numbers). Got me thinking of some tax preparer scenarios:

~ during training, two students hook up, the usual student scenario but mature adults. Maybe one or both are cheating on spouses?

~ student/teacher. What sort of returns will that student prepare if they have to fuck the instructor to pass?

~ two preparers sharing a store front on a slow afternoon start eyeing each other and the store room...

~ same as last one above, but they forget to lock the door and a client walks in.

 

[sirhugs]

I guess tax preparers just aren't sexy?

But what if one was, and so much so that all her male clients lost their brainpower & as a result, many of their returns were returned as error filled. So she is called to the central office where two administrators- the Regional VP & the HR Director await her. One of male, the other female. They start to chastise her & prepare to fire her, but are so distracted by her beauty they lose their train of thought. Hilarity & much fmf fucking occurs.

 

[Monazwx]

Nah, I'm thinking that an actrss or model is in a jam, (they're bad with money), and only the tax preparer can save them from either fines or jailtime. It would be good to see them squirm, esp. if they're arrogant or stuck up . . .

 

[CiipherX]

lol.,...yeah, time to pay your taxes...BIG TIME!

 

[sirhugs]

lol.,...yeah, time to pay your taxes...BIG TIME!

does that make you hard?

imagine a guy who only gets hard preparing taxes...

 

[Zionisacat]

The first thing that sprang to mind is "If you make me cum before I do your taxes, it's free." More a bet than a blackmail story. Set in a smallish city.

The high school/college blow job queen has just been screwed over by Enron/GFC/Housing bubble and/or latest ponzi scheme. She was always popular back in the day but now she's working three jobs to get out from under her bad investments but her taxes are a mess.
She decides to go to an accountant that turns out is the good old pocket-protector nerd from high school that she never gave the time of day to.
I don't know enough about the US tax system to make it all believable but the end result is the nerd convinces her to dust of the crown for old times sake with the prospect of getting her taxes done for free.
Under the desk she goes.
A customer walk in and sits down, only a piece of desk separating them.

Who is the customer?
BJ Queens dad looking to move some investments around to help out his daughter?
BJ Queens mom wanting her taxes done and offering the same payment? Was she the previous generations BJ queen?
Nerds friend from back in the day that also lusted after the BJ queen?
Some sort of lawyer friend that looks over her bad investments and thinks she might have a case to sue some of the people or things that cleaned her out?
Does the nerd keep his cool? Is he distracted enough by the customer enough to lose his boner due to nerves?


Or is the customer a tentacle monster that keeps the sewers clean? No-one, not even tentacle monsters can escape the grasps of the IRS.

 

[Zionisacat]

I suppose the ol faithful would be that the accountant discovers that one of the higher ups is doing something dodgy with the accounts that results in a blackmail situation.

Which got me thinking, Al Capone got taken down by taxes didn't he? Re-set this in a modern setting where a drug kingpin is about to be taken down by taxes. The kingpin knows he can't afford to start bumping off witnesses, but sending a couple of hookers? I would imagine it would take more than one accountant to take down a whole organisation btw

 

[CiipherX]

does that make you hard?

imagine a guy who only gets hard preparing taxes...

Not really, lot of weird fetishes on this site. I am more into the normal stuff..

 

[John Blackhawk]

Yea honestly this is one of those threads i have to go WTF?! i mean honestly there are only so many ways to put tab A into slot B before you start thinking some ideas sound too much alike. In the case of this thread i just have to ask WTF is the punch line as they see it?

 

[sirhugs]

Yea honestly this is one of those threads i have to go WTF?! i mean honestly there are only so many ways to put tab A into slot B before you start thinking some ideas sound too much alike. In the case of this thread i just have to ask WTF is the punch line as they see it?

"Tab A into Slot B" would be "Sex at the Paper Doll Factory"... watching all those nimble fingers in action makes our protagonist very horny.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Not really, lot of weird fetishes on this site. I am more into the normal stuff..

Yea me too. Enough of this kinky sex. Normal is good.
Besides every tax accountant we hired looked like an AARP reject.




PS What's normal?