Sex and Drugs

[NoJo]

What's your drug of choice for sex?

 

[carsonshepherd]

What on earth are you still doing up, Daddy? I thought you were sick.

Annnnnddd drugs? what're those?

 

[NoJo]

It's the Paracetamol: It's keeping me awake.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I prefer my sex unlaced.

 

[Guest]

None. P.

 

[SeaCat]

My drug of choice for sex? Well that would have to be a willing woman.

Cat

 

[NoJo]

My drug of choice for sex? Well that would have to be a willing woman.

Cat

Phew, glad you didn't say catnip.

 

[CharleyH]

I say none because it is the biggest high, Coke sex is odd, too hyper and want to get it over, opium bad-ass and thats me, need hospital, alchohol horny but want get off, and it WILL take time, pot I want to eat, just eat and not cock or pussy, mescaline I am bored, mushrooms hyper, acid I am distracted, heroine is already an orgasm. :| I could go on, done it all once, not now, reality is BEST, alcohol warms, but not too much, not too much

 

[Guest]

You forgot Viagra.

 

[NoJo]

You forgot Viagra.

Indeed I did, how silly. I've taken it once recreationally, and it was great. But I won't do it again unless I need it.

 

[davidwatts]

You forgot Viagra.

Love is the drug.

Guinness is gentle foreplay.

 

[Guest]

Absinthe makes the heart grow ponderous.

 

[minsue]

None, though I'd have to say that I've prolly had sex drunk &/or high more times than I've had sober. *wanders off humming I was young and stupid then, I feel old and stupid now....*

 

[rgraham666]

A wee bit of wine, a small glass of single malt, a little sherry, maybe a pint or two of beer.

Enough that we're both a bit loose, but not enough to vanish under the booze.

That does it for me.

Charley? You've led a very interesting life.

 

[shereads]

Roofies. Nothing else dissolves in his drink without leaving telltale residue.

 

[Weird Harold]

I voted none becuse youleft off the really important drugs whenit comes to sex:

Viagra
Cialis
Levitra
Et al.

 

[User_Name]

Indeed I did, how silly. I've taken it once recreationally, and it was great. But I won't do it again unless I need it.

Have you tried the new Viagra-lite, I use it all the time, it's just for wankers.

 

[impressive]

None! Not only do I want to feel the sex, I want to remember it (so I can feel it over and over and over in my mind).

 

[Guest]

Roofies. Nothing else dissolves in his drink without leaving telltale residue.

Sher, why do you have to blab this? i was doing so well with spanish fly. now, shell be inspecting her drinks.
thanks
bunches, blabber mouth.

 

[NoJo]

Sher, why do you have to blab this? i was doing so well with spanish fly. now, shell be inspecting her drinks.
thanks
bunches, blabber mouth.

A woman here was arrested recently for propositioning men in a fancy hotel lobby and then slipping them a roofie and making off with all their stuff. I wouldn't have minded, as long as she left me my underpants and a bus ticket home.

 

[Guest]

A woman here was arrested recently for propositioning men in a fancy hotel lobby and then slipping them a roofie and making off with all their stuff. I wouldn't have minded, as long as she left me my underpants and a bus ticket home.

were you too sore to walk? underpants, highly overrated. youre not a tighty whitey wearer....this is assumption...

next time, ill leave you a half penny for your trouble, ingrate

 

[NoJo]

were you too sore to walk? underpants, highly overrated. youre not a tighty whitey wearer....this is assumption...

next time, ill leave you a half penny for your trouble, ingrate

I haven't changed them for a while. They started out black, but they're mottled right now.

The story is true. Apparently she got away with it a few times because the guys were afraid to own up to having been with a prostitute.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Booze, but only a little, just enough to warm the heart.

Howevah, that's only because I've done a lot of research. I can relate to Charley, except for the Major H thing.

DAMN... im so boring. i can not relate to Charley's post. except for two things which i wont admit to.
i love how youre typing like me... gives me ass tingles

 

[Guest]