Seven Things Observed While Mowing

[Lisa Denton]

Ummmm. And I always wear lots of sunscreen back there, just in case.

Huh?

Oh ...... on your bum?

 

[jomar]

29. Get your son to do it and you can stay inside drinking lemonade, looking out the window and pointing to places he misses.

 

[glynndah]

Huh?

Oh ...... on your bum?

On my neck. "Rednecks" were mentioned. My bum is clothed while mowing.

 

[glynndah]

Corollary to Number 6: When you finally do run out of gas, it is at the farthest point from the gas can.

 

[TE999]

30. No matter where you stop on the lawn during mowing, fire ants will invade your shoes.

 

[SeaCat]

No matteer how often you mow the lawn, your neighbors will always complain that you haven't done so often enough.

Cat

 

[Zeb_Carter]

No matteer how often you mow the lawn, your neighbors will always complain that you haven't done so often enough.

Cat

Corollary to Cats: The wife will complain that you don't mow the lawn often enough.

 

[glynndah]

Corollary to Cats: The wife will complain that you don't mow the lawn often enough.

Corollary to Zeb: Husband will say the lawn looks fine, even though it now takes machetes to reach the front porch.

 

[Dar~]

<<<<<Was told by someone very hot that it's sexy to watch me mow.

 

[glynndah]

<<<<<Was told by someone very hot that it's sexy to watch me mow.

Were they lazing in the hammock at the time?

 

[shereads]

I love to mow my lawn when the weather is nice. (Which eliminates three of Miami's four seasons: Monsoon Season, Hurricane Season, Humidity-So-Thick-It-Has-a-Deep-End-and-a-Shallow-End Season, and Tourist Season, also known as Mowing Season. You'd love it here during mowing season, even if you had to mow.

Why do I love to mow? Because I'm in advertising. Mowing the lawn is the only work I do that meets these criteria:

1) I can tell when it's almost over.

2) The end result leaves the world a little nicer than before the work was done, instead of the reverse.

3) No one else is entitled to an opinion. If I mowed lawns for clients, I'd expect comments afterward like, "This is okay, but I'd like to see a version that's cut about half an inch higher."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Corollary to Zeb: Husband will say the lawn looks fine, even though it now takes machetes to reach the front porch.

That's cuz I'm wanting it to go to seed! Honest!

 

[Dar~]

Were they lazing in the hammock at the time?

No, it was when I was mowing it b/c soon to be ex husband wouldn't and base housing office told us we had to. My then friend and now Ex GF thought I was super sexy mowing the lawn. Maybe I can seal the deal and get me a new GF if I go mow my new lawn? What do you think?