Seven Pounds and Eleven Ounces

Boxlicker101

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That is the weight of my new granddaughter :) who was born yesterday. She also measured 20 inches in length. I now claim :cool: to have 11 grandchildren while my wife says I have 10. She does not want to count the daughter of my first wife's daughter. :rolleyes:

Purists would say I have no grandchildren :( because all of them were born to stepchildren. I say "Pooh-Pooh" to them. :cool: Actually, I say much more vulgar things than that, but that is the general idea. :devil:
 
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Boxlicker101 said:
That is the weight of my new granddaujghter :) who was born yesterday. She also measured 20 inches in length. I now claim :cool: to have 11 grandchildren while my wife says I have 10. She does not want to count the daughter of my first wife's daughter. :rolleyes:

Purists would say I have no grandchildren :( because all of them were born to stepchildren. I say "Pooh-Pooh" to them. :cool: Actually, I say much more vulgar things than that, but that is the general idea. :devil:
Congrats Box
Enjoy all the grandkids. if you are the grand to them, then they ARE your G''kids.
 
Congrats!

And born in a beautiful birthstone month too :)

and to people who say step, half, or adopted matter, pshaw, the only thing that matters is who is getting those little gurgley smiles.

Enjoy!

~Alex
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Purists would say I have no grandchildren :( because all of them were born to stepchildren. I say "Pooh-Pooh" to them. :cool: Actually, I say much more vulgar things than that, but that is the general idea. :devil:
By the same token, I have no children. I do. And that's just the way it is.

Fuck the purists.

Congrats BL.

My cousin used to floor people by talking about her granddaughter. My cousin, at the time, was 25, and looked about 18. She'd married a wonderful man 20 years older than she.
 
Congratulations, Box! That's wonderful news. I wish you and the young lady many happy days together.
 
BlackShanglan said:
Congratulations, Box! That's wonderful news. I wish you and the young lady many happy days together.
Maybe some day Shang, you'll have a grand-foal of your own.
 
Congrats BL. :D

By some peoples standards I also have no children or grandchildren, although both step-children call me dad and all the grandchildren call me grandpa and that's all I'm worried about.

Congrats again. Give our best to the mother and father!
 
Yay for babies and grandparents!! :D

Almost makes me want another one.
Almost.
None of mine were that light weight.
 
Dang, Box. Eleven grandkids. You've got your own football team there.

Congratulations to you and everyone else involved in the grandbady production process.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Boxlicker101 said:
That is the weight of my new granddaujghter :) who was born yesterday. She also measured 20 inches in length. I now claim :cool: to have 11 grandchildren while my wife says I have 10. She does not want to count the daughter of my first wife's daughter. :rolleyes:

Purists would say I have no grandchildren :( because all of them were born to stepchildren. I say "Pooh-Pooh" to them. :cool: Actually, I say much more vulgar things than that, but that is the general idea. :devil:


Grat's box :)

*HUGS*
 
Congrats, gramps. That's quite a lot of grandkids.
 
Congrats and to hell with the purists. A sperm cell does not a father make.

I have 5 kids, and one of them is officially a step child. They are all exactly the same to me. All 5 call me Dad. That's all I need.

My biological father died a few years ago. My Dad is alive and well. I always called the biological father Larry. My stepdad has always been Dad.
 
Thanks, everybody for the congratulations and good wishes. To be honest, though, I did not have much to do with it. I won't say I had nothing to do with it because my support, financial and otherwise, for the new mother helped her to achieve whatever she has achieved (college degree, house, relative prosperity, etc.) I haven't actually accomplished a lot in my life, but I have done that, for her and for my wife's other offspring and their chuildren. :heart:
 
Indeed Congrats Box, from both of us.

As for the purists, all that matters is who the kids call Mom and Dad.

Cat
 
Warm Congratulations, 'old man', I am also double digits, expecting #19 in April and yes, some are 'steps', but when they call you 'dad' for 10 years, I guess they count nonetheless.

(This grampa biz can get complicated after a while)

amicus...
 
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