Sethp calles you all for editing!

[sethp]

Ok I need a little editing help. Well actually I need an editor at least temporarily. Strong Million plus readership on lit. Must not have a problem with short strokers and most of genres and must also be willing to edit non erotic fiction. You'll have credit on all of the stories you edit.

What I need is someone to proofread and edit for grammer, puntuation spelling and more. think elements of style and furthermore suggestions on cliches plot, character development etc.

PM for details and of course post here. i'm overloading the editors I currently have and need more! lol who would have thought? LOL

Ok maybe it's not as bad a job as the title suggests! lol but....It does require some work.

 

[sethp]

Bump!

 

[sethp]

Hola? is very very quiet in here? LOL

 

[sethp]

bump again and again and again....?

 

[sethp]

Just as I suspected. Everyone hates me! LOL That's ok.. I did get a couple of responses. The offer still stands though. Call(e)ing all editors...Call(e)ing all editors. The notorious sethp is looking for an Editor for both Lit works of fiction and perhaps a few other things I'm working on. It's hard work but very rewarding work! Conan the Grammerian himself couldn't help me either. My undigested Gerands and contractions, my overbearing use of adverbs, my killing fields of mispelled, misused and misguided words were too much for even the hardiest of mercenaries. My prose destroyed them all. But... all is not lost...great strides have been made, I've even been featured in a poetry book of all things! Even now I cradle in my arms a copy of Strunk and whites booklet and stephen kings extrapulation of bardulation! come hither and serve me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Teloz]

I'd rather have oral sex with a diseased warthog!

 

[CJMasterson]

Editor to Try and Destroy lol

I'd be willing to try my hand at editing your stories, feel free to pm me.

 

[sethp]

I'd be willing to try my hand at editing your stories, feel free to pm me.

Thanks I appreciate the offer!

 

[sethp]

I'd rather have oral sex with a diseased warthog!

We heard that you had?

 

[Teloz]

We heard that you had?

Nah, that was the sound of me vomiting over your first post!

 

[sethp]

Nah, that was the sound of me vomiting over your first post!

LOL and your credentials allowing for you to be a better then thou snot are?