Seriously, What do you think of this cock?

[spoondog]

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[dolf]

 

[tinylittlegnat]

I would think the owner wad either fishing for compliments or was incredibly insecure about his manhood.

 

[blobfish]

Seriously, I've heard all the size doesn't matter and motion in the ocean stuff a million times, but I'd just like a straightforward answer:

Gals if you saw this cock (picture) for the first time would you think:
a) It's at least average size and sexy -- not at all disappointing
b) It's pretty average and all right -- not really disappointing
c) It's a bit small and disappointing
d) It's below average and I'd be disappointed.
e) I would like much bigger, so I'd be very disappointed.

Guys can weigh in too... would you be fine if this were you? Or feel it's not your best feature?

Child porn is not allowed here, sir.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I've simply got to stop drunk sexting...

 

[Sinny]

I didn't click on the pic because it might give my computer cooties, but I am curious if you dressed up your penis or if you used a prop to give scale? I think that I have seen so many cock shots on here, my expectations for flair are pretty high.

 

[dolf]

ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4VbgyI09-M

 

[pandapompom]

It's very, very nice

 

[blobfish]

ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4VbgyI09-M

That is pretty fucking hilarious! Thanks for that link.

 

[kbate]

Is the OP a blob alt?

a. ahahahahahaha
b. gigglesnortwheeze
c. no way, blob isn't quite that dumb
d. stop, you're killing me
e. there is no e
f.

 

[spoondog]

I don't get it kbate

Hey kbate,

Sorry to be dense, but I just don't get your reply "Is the OP a Blob alt", nor your a-f scale.

Can you explain what you mean?

Thanks!

 

[blobfish]

No, this is not me. I have some flair.

 

[neci]

Gals if you saw this cock (picture) for the first time would you think:

the picture is way too grainy.

 

[Sinny]

No flair?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No flair?

It's a white word for bling...

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFD1Tfb_Jc

 

[neci]

i want to see it limp.

 

[Soulen]

ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4VbgyI09-M

i love this. i'm sitting in a public restaurant trying to contain my laughter.

 

[blobfish]

No flair?

I have 42 pieces of flair. I'll bet this guy has none.

 

[blobfish]

i want to see it limp.

You are a cockfiend.

 

[kbate]

Hey kbate,

Sorry to be dense, but I just don't get your reply "Is the OP a Blob alt", nor your a-f scale.

Can you explain what you mean?

Thanks!

No, I am too busy masturbating furiously to the image you posted in your OP to take time to explain.

 

[dolf]

i love this. i'm sitting in a public restaurant trying to contain my laughter.

this image made me giggle.

 

[dolf]

No, I am too busy masturbating furiously to the image you posted in your OP to take time to explain.

^^cock whore

 

[pandapompom]

i want to see it limp.

showman

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I thought:- "eeeew tartan sofa"