Seriously Weird Kink (IMO, anyway)

[redelicious]

Yanno, fart themed merchandise was all over Duvall Street in Key West
It was WEIRD
I mean, women's undies that say "I to fart"
Men's shorts with all sorts of similar messages
farting bubble blower dolls
When did farting become so cool & sexy?
Ick

The day I met my husband?

 

[Peter2002]

Wasn't there a dawrf...

named stinky?

 

[Etoile]

That's what my girlfriend calls me, but she's not supposed to say it in public. She's pretty lax about following that rule, though!

Her brother-in-law calls his wife (my girlfriend's sister) the same thing.

 

[Rembrandt500]

Sometimes I wish Hubby was into that particular kink. Hey, it's not my fault--I eat a high fiber diet. What are you going to do?

MM

Your husband has no idea how lucky he is to have a woman who openly farts like you.

And to elaborate on the OP's comments, I honestly don't understand how having an ass fetish isn't weird, an anal sex fetish isn't weird, but liking farts IS weird. If you don't get into it, that's totally fine, but you shouldn't group it as weird just because it's not your bag. For instance, I think ballbusting is something I would never, ever, EVER do, but I don't knock those who get off on it.

Also, to quote a wise person I once knew, "The container flavors the substance". If a beautiful woman lets one rip, no matter how bad it smells, it's still a major turn-on. It's the same thing with any other fetish.

 

[Netzach]

Your husband has no idea how lucky he is to have a woman who openly farts like you.

And to elaborate on the OP's comments, I honestly don't understand how having an ass fetish isn't weird, an anal sex fetish isn't weird, but liking farts IS weird. If you don't get into it, that's totally fine, but you shouldn't group it as weird just because it's not your bag. For instance, I think ballbusting is something I would never, ever, EVER do, but I don't knock those who get off on it.

Also, to quote a wise person I once knew, "The container flavors the substance". If a beautiful woman lets one rip, no matter how bad it smells, it's still a major turn-on. It's the same thing with any other fetish.

So how would you feel if a woman you didn't know was all "omg, please I have to kick 'em....come on, it's fun. I printed out a photo of you and taped it to my wall and I rub it out thinking about kicking 'em at night...."

You'd say it was weird, right?

 

[Rembrandt500]

So how would you feel if a woman you didn't know was all "omg, please I have to kick 'em....come on, it's fun. I printed out a photo of you and taped it to my wall and I rub it out thinking about kicking 'em at night...."

You'd say it was weird, right?

The fact that even after she explained she didn't like it, he still messaged her was weird, not the fact that he had the actual fetish.

Same thing in the scenario you just gave me...except I don't see anything wrong with her openly FANTASIZING about kicking me, as long as it remains a fantasy.