Seriously Weird Kink (IMO, anyway)

[niteshade]

I got an email from a guy who wants to smell me fart. He isn't into scat play, just wants to climb into bed and pull the covers over his head while I fart for him. Now, I tried to be nice about telling him that this really wasn't my thing, and that maybe he should try one of the girls who are into ... bodily functions... and got an email back that he had printed my picture and brought himself to orgasm imagining the smell of my body passing gas.

This has to be the weirdest-while-harmless kink I have heard of. It certaintly isn't on the level with the guy who ate someone, but still very strange, I think.

Anyone got something weirder?

 

[Quint]

Sade wrote rather extensively on that fetish, but this is the first "real" encounter I've heard of. Certainly not a taste I share. I got nothing to top it.

 

[sunfox]

I am utterly defeated by you. You win.

 

[niteshade]

Sade wrote rather extensively on that fetish, but this is the first "real" encounter I've heard of. Certainly not a taste I share. I got nothing to top it.

Did he really? I have never studied him, so this was the first I had heard of it.

 

[Krinaia]

My brother, at age 4, was in my mom's room. AS was I. She was cleaning and we were horsing around. He crawled into her bed, pulled the cover over his heads. And to the delight of his four year old mind, farted. And then he said, "MMMmmm, smells good"

Do you think he has the same fetish? Perhaps it is something left over from little boy weirdness.

 

[TigerClaw]

My brother, at age 4, "MMMmmm, smells good"

LOL, No Comment.

Uh, this thread tops the weirdest I have ever experienced.

I dont sniff farsts I take aim and Fire em off. Only kidding..... sheesh.

 

[Krinaia]

One of our collie used to come sit on our heads if we laid down in front of the tv. And while you struggled and screamed under his large fluffy ass, he would pass wind sometimes.

Do you think there is this kink in the dog world?

 

[TigerClaw]

Yes,

My dog would crawl under someones bed then let it rip.

 

[Bikewer]

Dog farts are sneaky, too.

On a lot of the rubber-fetish sites, you'll see quite a bit of gas-mask play illustrated. In many cases, the masks are modified with hoses and such to channell...ah....gases to the recipient.

Big thing among the Germans, I understand.


Having worn many a gas-mask in my professional capacity, I can't see the attraction, personally.

 

[Krinaia]

Dog farts are sneaky, too.

On a lot of the rubber-fetish sites, you'll see quite a bit of gas-mask play illustrated. In many cases, the masks are modified with hoses and such to channell...ah....gases to the recipient.

Big thing among the Germans, I understand.


Having worn many a gas-mask in my professional capacity, I can't see the attraction, personally.

Lol... its all those german sausages.

 

[Hecate]

Not wanting to sound overly patriotic here , but...

... being German, living in Germany and not being a complete "ousider to the scene" I feel obliged to point out that it is definitely not a "german thing" as I have never encountered this.. err.. request in Germany or from any German (though I admit it has crossed my way many years back at one time in the UK - and hell, they are definitely having the way worse sausages in the UK compared to the Germans)

.. and before the UK patriots arise - let me mention I speak from expereince on the sausage front, spending much time in the UK and loving it

Hecate

 

[TigerClaw]

Re: Not wanting to sound overly patriotic here , but...

Yeah right.....

That dog I mentioned......

Was a pure bred German Shepard.

... being German, living in Germany and not being a complete "ousider to the scene" I feel obliged to point out that it is definitely not a "german thing" as I have never encountered this.. err.. request in Germany or from any German (though I admit it has crossed my way many years back at one time in the UK - and hell, they are definitely having the way worse sausages in the UK compared to the Germans)

.. and before the UK patriots arise - let me mention I speak from expereince on the sausage front, spending much time in the UK and loving it

Hecate

 

[Krinaia]

I only made the joke, being of german descent and having grandparents raised on farms - where sausage was... oof. It gives me indigestion something fierce.

though, occasionally, I like those morning sausage, cooked on the griddle, and then to pour maple syrup on them.


And I've seen the gas mask photos, i never realized what they were breathin in though.

 

[hurtme]

I used to go to my friends house when we were younger (much younger) and she would always be calling this chat line type thing, and there was this message on there from a guy BEGGING women to fart over the phone while he masturbated. Pesonally, I am wierd about stuff like that, I think cause I am a girl, and about certian things i might be a complete slut, but some things I just cant shake...I dont even like to burp in front of people...

 

[Peter2002]

I got an email from a guy who wants to smell me fart. He isn't into scat play, just wants to climb into bed and pull the covers over his head while I fart for him. Now, I tried to be nice about telling him that this really wasn't my thing, and that maybe he should try one of the girls who are into ... bodily functions... and got an email back that he had printed my picture and brought himself to orgasm imagining the smell of my body passing gas.

This has to be the weirdest-while-harmless kink I have heard of. It certaintly isn't on the level with the guy who ate someone, but still very strange, I think.

Anyone got something weirder?

He could light a match.

 

[Netzach]

Been requested for this from time to time.

It's weird. But so am I.

To me there'd be something really degrading about pinning someone down, sitting on his head like Skyline's collie and letting one rip. I also pride myself on NOT being a lady, on occasion being able to be totally foul, dissolute, and go for broke. This seems really low.

It's nothing I wouldn't do, it's just a question of timing. Don't ask me to fart when I haven't had my cooked green peppers and don't ask me to piss when I haven't had my coffee.

 

[Madame Manga]

Sometimes I wish Hubby was into that particular kink. Hey, it's not my fault--I eat a high fiber diet. What are you going to do?

MM

 

[Etoile]

Sometimes I wish Hubby was into that particular kink. Hey, it's not my fault--I eat a high fiber diet. What are you going to do?

Heh! I totally know where you're coming from with this one.

http://www.breakingyou.com/flatulence.html has a couple of quotes about it. The rest of the fetishes on that site are pretty tame, or at least common, even the sneezing fetish (okay, I've at least heard of that one!). When I get home I'll consult my Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices - they are online at http://www.odd-sex.com/ but it's not free - and see if I can find any more good ones.

 

[esclave_PP]

Etoile that is a nifty site -- thanks for that! Hm. Farts. blehhhhhhhhh....fart sacks can be "deadly" giggles. Well if it turns you on why not. If not, pass.... heheh no pun intended.

 

[lark sparrow]

I didn't know it was such a secret! Try "fart fetish" in yahoo and you'll get 67,500 results. It's right up there with feet and smoking.... well, kind of. Now, if all those sites lead you to the same sex site it's not my fault, but I think it's a rather recognized fetish for those who follow those lines.

 

[Etoile]

I think most of the results I got were porn.

 

[lark sparrow]

lol Imagine that!

Try sites around facesitting, smothering, etc... you're sure to find some fart sniffers.

I must have run into the idea awhile back looking into Fem Domme sites... it's kind of hard to fathom, but I think there just might be a lot more out there than Castle Realm.

 

[Krinaia]

kind of hard to fathom, but I think there just might be a lot more out there than Castle Realm.

<GASP> NO! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!

<is working on smart-ass of the day award and probably - a spanking>


I am always amazed at some of the cool sites other people will refer me to though my favorites library isn't half as good as Wiz's.

 

[lark sparrow]

We're not in Kansas anymore, toto...

Nodsnodsnods....Yup, I was shocked too!

-Dorothy


P.S. If you find someone who gives spankings for being a smartass, do tell... actually don't, that would only encourage me.

 

[James G 5]

Yanno, fart themed merchandise was all over Duvall Street in Key West
It was WEIRD
I mean, women's undies that say "I to fart"
Men's shorts with all sorts of similar messages
farting bubble blower dolls
When did farting become so cool & sexy?
Ick