Sentence of the week

[MathGirl]

I've been reading a lot lately. Here's my nomination for the most descriptive (and possibly grossest) sentence of the week:

"She wasn't wearing underwear, and when she lifted her skirt the heady aroma of sun drenched fishing creel filled the small room."

Any other nominees?

MG

 

[Chicklet]

uhm...i'll second that up there as the worst sentence of the week.

 

[redrider4u]

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[Guest]

from an srp thread:

Her pussy was getting more open and her folds were more parted cause of the rough riding.


MG: your AV is so much more tasteful than a cock shot. P

 

[MathGirl]

Re: I was not sure about

Originally posted by redrider4u posting this, but, since this is an open forum, here goes.

Dear Red,
I can certainly see why you hesitated to post that. Perhaps you didn't hesitate quite long enough.
MG

 

[Guest]

my 2nd nominee

also SRP post:

She had gone into sports cause the step mother would never be seen at such things so that gave her time with her dad without her at least as Derrick started showing up as well once he figured out what she was doing to get away from him.

 

[MathGirl]

MG: your AV is so much more tasteful than a cock shot. P

Dear Perdita,
What isn't, dear?
MG
Ps. Is the above a quote from MV?
Pps. I didn't think the sentence I quoted was bad. I thought it was quite descriptive. A bit ... gamy, perhaps.

 

[Chicklet]

Dear Perdita,
What isn't, dear?
MG

a cum shot maybe?

 

[MathGirl]

Oh, no!

a cum shot maybe?

Dear Chickie,
Good God! Don't tempt him!
Shudder,
MG

 

[Guest]

sentence cum

MG: no re. MV; that would have been too easy and I'd have ended up posting 99% of his story.

Ch: those shots are so weird, my mind boggles at the mind inside those little leaking heads.

P

 

[Chicklet]

Re: sentence cum

Ch: those shots are so weird, my mind boggles at the mind inside those little leaking heads.

P

(shudder @ "leaking heads")

 

[TheEarl]

a cum shot maybe?

It actually boggles my mind that someone can have sufficient timing to take a photograph of themselves at the exact right moment.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

It actually boggles my mind that someone can have sufficient timing to take a photograph of themselves at the exact right moment.

Well, depending on the setup it might boggle more than my mind.

Imagine just missing the shot (photo-wise) and then having wait a few days to try again.

 

[oggbashan]

You can get motor drives for cameras or use a still from a video camera.

I don't think either would work for me. I would find the situation so ridiculous that I'd be laughing too much to perform on cue.

"Camera! Action! Cut! Ow!"

Og

 

[Guest]

You can get motor drives for cameras or use a still from a video camera.

Hmmm, I wonder how many members of the club would profit by a motor drive for their member in case they miss their shoot.

p.s. that's not a nomination for a bad sentence.

 

[redrider4u]

Re: Re: I was not sure about

Dear Red,
I can certainly see why you hesitated to post that. Perhaps you didn't hesitate quite long enough.
MG

After some exercise and more rumination, I concur with your opinion. The posting is gone.

 

[MathGirl]

Good taste

Dear Red,
I didn't mean that you should do that. After all, my sentence was not exactly the epitome of delicacy. It was a very, very good sentence, though.
MG

 

[Rainbow Skin]

We don't appreciate what the professional pornographers have to go through. Take a pic of your own naughty bits with the cheapest convenient camera (i.e. one your local chemist doesn't need to know about) and it all becomes ugly and ridiculous and embarrassing.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmmmm

We don't appreciate what the professional pornographers have to go through. Take a pic of your own naughty bits with the cheapest convenient camera (i.e. one your local chemist doesn't need to know about) and it all becomes ugly and ridiculous and embarrassing.

That's me with an expensive camera

 

[Guest]

This one just made me laugh:

Being his slave isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.....except the part of having to wait to cum that is.

Kinda sweet, eh?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Imagine just missing the shot (photo-wise) and then having wait a few days to try again.

We'd be back in action a lot sooner if you ladies were around to inspire us. And don't forget that in addition to inspiration, for the perfect "money shot" you need a black background, fast film, and a back light to properly capture the, "money moment."

Rumple (what's got a pornographic memory) Foreskin

 

[Quasimodem]

We'd be back in action a lot sooner if you ladies were around to inspire us. . .
Rumple (what's got a pornographic memory) Foreskin

On the other hand, one can do quite impressive work with the proper photo montage software.

I’m not certain that “proper” is the correct adjective.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

On the other hand, one can do quite impressive work with the proper photo montage software.

I’m not certain that “proper” is the correct adjective.

Maybe the word we're searching for is, "improper." RF