Sensors measure arousal of football moms during match

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This story is inspired by "Remember the Beavers" which used to be on here but was taken down (though you can still find pieces of it on the web archives). Basically a scientist wants to study the impact of their son's performance on the field on the heat and humidity of the mother's vagina. Do they get excited when their son scores? When his team scores? Or do their desire to give it up increase when the other team scores? What about when their son gets creamed by an opposing player? What impact does the son's athletic performance have on the parents' overall sex lives? Of course asking the mothers to attach these sensors to their vaginas during the course of a season is a lot to ask, but in the football crazy south the researchers have no problem finding mothers willing to put their vaginas on the line. At first the schools in the district were reluctant to participate but if anything it seemed to only increase ticket sales as the study became the talk of the town and the season became more intense than ever.